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Commento di 9799

Quote from Caretaker Alen:
"I come from the land down under... where women plague and men sunder." <Homage 'Down Under' by Men at Work>
"Hey! Do you like the sauce? The sauce is good, no?"<Il Cantore skit from SNL>
"I can't take these taxes! F.I.C.A. me? F.I.C.A. YOU!"<Not sure if it's a quote, but FICA is Federal Insurance Contributions Act (Payroll Taxes)>
"I don't get paid enough for this bull excrement!"
"The what-bringer? Oh, ASHbringer? Never heard of it... What? Stop bothering me!"
"...And then the tauren said, "13 INCHES!""
"Just sit right back and you'll hear a ta... *hic* a tai... *hic* a taiii *hic* Damnit!" <Drunken Gilligan? ;)>
"I should have taken the translucent pill."<Matrix Ref, of course>

Commento di 32627

79, 63 - Next to a wagon - Slightly south west of Lights Hope Chapel.

Commento di 90137

"I can't take these taxes! F.I.C.A. me? F.I.C.A. YOU!"<Not sure if it's a quote, but FICA is Federal Insurance Contributions Act (Payroll Taxes)>

Just mentioning that FICA in italian means pussy ;-)
I'm italian, and the first time i saw this emote, i almost fell from the chair.

Commento di Malgayne

If you complete the Scourge Invasion quest related to this NPC, he will sell you Friendship Bread and Freshly-Squeezed Lemonade.

Commento di 64664

There's also a letter in the mailbox called that's tells you that you should go and speak to the caretaker. Don't know what's that about as he's only selling stuff.

Commento di capnbiff

Another of his comments:
"They hand the corpses to me, I toss them in the pit."

Commento di 37777

I always laugh like an idiot at his speech, since "FICA" is the italian for... well, let's say a bad word for female genitalia XD

Commento di dreadblood

..Am I the only one worried that all his food is a type of fungus.. and he's standing in front of a mass grave?

Commento di Thottbot

Alen will occasionally say something, if you hang around him. I've observed the following quotes:

"I come from the land down under... where women plague and men sunder."
"I can't take these taxes! F.I.C.A. me? F.I.C.A. YOU!"
"I don't get paid enough for this bull excrement!"
"The what-bringer? Oh, ASHbringer? Never heard of it... What? Stop bothering me!"
"...And then the tauren said, "13 INCHES!""

He might have more but I didn't hang around that long.

Commento di Thottbot

i picked up the quest, killed zaeldarr. got his head but i cannot find the caretaker everywhere!

Commento di Thottbot

79.63

Commento di Thottbot

He also says:

"I should have taken the translucent pill!"

Love the references in this game :)

Commento di Thottbot

the fact that he even Says ashbringer makes me wonder.....

Commento di Thottbot

But, does he have anything to do with the Legendary Weapon "Ashbringer"?

Commento di Thottbot

And whats the F.I.C.A? ^^

Commento di Thottbot

I received a mail which tells his father's name and also says to go and speak to him, but when i go only the sell option is avaliable any ideas? I'm revered with AD

Commento di Thottbot

He's not far from the chapel. hes directly left of the chapel door on a hill next to a wagon.

Commento di Thottbot

Another quote "Just sit right back and you'll hear a ta... *hic* a tai.. *hic* a taiiii *hic* Damnit!"

Commento di Thottbot

haha he sings Land Down Under by Men At Work... hilarious

Commento di Thottbot

hehehe, he also says "Hey! Do you like the sauce? the sauce is good, no?"

Commento di Thottbot

F.I.C.A. is the italian's word for C.U.N.T. and then he hint at a tauren who talking about something with 13 inches.............

Commento di Allakhazam

I looked up F.I.C.A. and got this....
http://www.fur.org/
The Fur Information Council of America
Listen to them bark on about how fur is sooo great..
Murdering 'tards
It really surprised me to find that page, in this day and age.
Thats more evil than taxes, thats for sure

Commento di Allakhazam

Holy cow, I love all the kids asking "What is F.I.C.A.", lol.

Trust me kids you don't want to know! And when you do, you'll wish you never found out!

Commento di Allakhazam

i heard this guy talking about the ashbringer...its not even out yet i dont think lol weird

Commento di Allakhazam

13 INCHES!

Commento di Allakhazam

I got a letter in the mail from the game to visit Alen and tell him about his father. I do not get the option to though. Is this a quest? any help appreciated.

Commento di Allakhazam

I love the little text like this around the game, where mobs randomly have some lore related whatever...

"The what-bringer? Oh, ASHbringer? Never heard of it... What? Stop bothering me!"
...
"And then the Tauren said, '13 inches!' "
...
"I can't take these taxes! F.I.C.A. me? F.I.C.A YOU!"
...
"Hey! Do you like the sauce? The sauce is good, no?"
...
"I come from the land down under... where women plague and men sunder."
...
"I should have taken the translucent pill."
...
"I don't get paid enough for this bull excrement!"
...
"Just sit right back and you'll hear a ta... *hic* a tai... *hic* a taiii *hic* Damnit!"

The ashbringer ref, I'm just curious why he would mention it? Argent Dawn and Scarlet Crusade, though similar, are two different groups.

and the gilligans island ref...slightly confusing?

matrix ref as well...

had to look up F.I.C.A. lol!

and the sauce ref? maybe a movie i never saw?

AND IT must be added, I would like to thank Linn, the 60 night elf rogue of Bleeding Hollow that attacked me while i was AFK gathering this info, and who I subsequently killed. Then she tried to attack me 4 times after that, getting farther and farther into her zerg timer. Every time she attacked me I was AFK typing in Safari and had to switch back to WoW, and still I could kill her. I even killed her one time without my pet, just to show her I could. Maybe this will teach you to not attack Hunters Linn, especially ones who are higher ranked than you!

Edited, Thu Nov 17 13:37:19 2005

Commento di Allakhazam

The 'I come from a land down under' is a reference to an 80s song by Men at Work... in case anyone didn't know (unlikely, but possible)

Commento di Pasu

During the Scourge invasion event, if you turn Document from the Front from A Smudged Document, the Keeper of the Rolls will mail you a letter some time later indicating he's successfully identified connections to the document.

Caretaker Alan is actually the author, Christoph's son, and speaking to him after you've received the letter will unlock an option to buy Freshly-Squeezed Lemonade and Friendship Bread from him. There's no dialog or any programmed RP; you'll have to make that up yourself if interested.

You can delete the letter from the Keeper before talking to Alan and he will still offer the food and drink to you.

-edit to clarify exactly which quest leads to being able to "inform" Alan.-

Caretaker Alen <The Argent Dawn>

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