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Kommentar von 193821

SAURFANG! The most powerful being in the existance! I wonder if we get to see Broxigar, which is Saurfang's Brother and Saurfang the Younger's Uncle

Kommentar von Neuromancer

Many abilities while he only needs one.

Kommentar von 173862

Saurfang has been buffed..ITS DOOMSDAY ALL FKING HELL IS GOING TO BREAKLOOOSE!

Kommentar von 169548

if Saurfang and his son are in northrend its gona be bad for enemys of the Horde

Kommentar von 92493

Naa, he waited in Azeroth being the most feared NPC, they heard rumours in Outland that he was coming and the mobs out there pleaded to Blizzard to make him stay in Azeroth. He got bored and he ventures to Northrend undercover, and when Arthas discovered, he was like "oh $%^&!"

Kommentar von L33tsauce

The reason this page lists him as having only 2 million HP is because that's the only proven amount we have, which was recorded as the total amount of damage done to him by an Alliance raid before they all died. He still had not dropped to 99% HP.

Kommentar von goblinego

Thought Saurfang don't need tier 6 armor :P

Kommentar von 169548

i think hes nerfed :(

Kommentar von 130773

in soviet russia saurfang cleave YOU!

Kommentar von 112784

Omg his ms is total deadly 500% weapon dmg huh. Hmm that mean's warsong hold will never be under attack! :D

Kommentar von blackcrusader

Saurfang's MS doesnt cause 500% weapon damage, it causes 500% death per second, and hits the entire raid for a 500 year 50% healing converts to damage debuff, causes runic power/runes/rage/mana/energy/focus to all stop regenerating/generating, and adds a 6 billion damage per tick bleed on the raid, the target is already dead before anything elts hits.

Saurfang's Cleave bounces off of all primary targets and chains over the entire raid if spaced too closely together (anyone within 40 yards of the unfortunate target/bystander/prey). each hit of cleave does 1 trillion damage

Saurfangs rage now has a 35% chance of pulling the guards and giving them the Uber Debuff of Saurfang which gives 101% haste, 10 billion healing and energy/rage/mana/runic power per second

Saurfang's shield charge causes saurfang to plow into you, taking you through the wall, another wall, more walls, wooden spikes, 5 nearby mountains, icecrown, a few unlucky dragons, The white lady, draenor, and back through the roof of warsong hold for 1 million damage per person, except the target, who suffers Saurfangitis, which deletes your entire wow account, deals 10 quadrillion damage, 10000% durability damage, and mounts your main;s head on the wall behind saurfang

Saurfang's whirlwind is just a half hearted cleave of saurfangs, still results in raid wipes

Saurfang's Terrifying Roar is a yawn much scarier then anything you would ever hear durring a war, including if you had to 1 on 1 sargeras, he would seem like a kitten compared to the yawn

Kommentar von IronSoul24

Cleave
Inflicts weapon damage plus 50 to an enemy and its nearest allies, affecting up to 10 targets.

In WotLK, Saurfang can downrank his cleaves to hit fewer players so he can cleave more.

Kommentar von CNH923

I wonder, if he could pwn anyone with pre-TBC armor...what will he do now with t6?

Kommentar von shadowaninja

I'd actually say he's been nerfed... Saurfang Rage was changed from a 8-12k hit when crit to 35% melee haste...

"Not even the mighty Saurfang could resist the awsome power of the Nerf Hammer.

He wasn't nerfed he's just trying to lull you into a false sense of security and then....... CLEAVE!

Kommentar von 211544

Saurfang abilities deceive you. his true power lies within his cleave. and not THIS cleave.

Kommentar von CNH923

People say that World of Warcraft and the real world are separated by Saurfang's Cleave. How that can be possible? Saurfang Knows.

Kommentar von blackcrusader

Saurfang has 4 known alts:
Chuck Norris (death knight/warrior)
Mr. T (bard/warrior/awsome)
Vin Diesel (techno mage/steamwarrior(he makes his own vehicles which are 6000 times superior to the goblins and gnomes))
Hogger (one of Saurfangs !@#$s)
they all started at level 100 with maximum gear, Toyota Tacomas, and Gyrocopters
he has only played each for 5 minutes and then set them on auto pilot, but only Hogger's auto pilot didnt brake down

every tuesday he solos every raid, kidnaps himself as a baby, and guards Ogrimmar from every living being that is not Thrall or Jaina Proudmoore simultaneously, because he can

Saurfang's new skin was created when he slew his alt Chuck Norris, skinned him, and looted Pristine Hide of the Ninja Cowboy, which he ate, changing his skin from wrath armor to

Relentless Bloody Onslaught of Saurfang:
Great helm of the Cleavinator (Hat)
Bloodied Pyres of Saurfang (shoulders)
Breastplate of the Forgotten Cleave (chest)
Wristguards of Relentless fury (wrist)
Gloves of Godreaper (hands)
Waistband of Infinite Cleaves and Utility (waist)
Greaves of MAXIMUM PAYNE (legs)
Thunderstompers of Mortal Suffering (feet)
Teh Cleavinator (5 handed axe)
Shroud of Eternal Suffering (back)

set bonuses
1 pieces: +Infinite all stats
2 pieces: All your attacks are effected by sweeping strikes
3 pieces: Your Cleaves delete the target's account
4 pieces: all stats x1337
5 pieces: You can foresee events happening (block, defence, parry, dodge, avoidance x Infinity)
6-10 pieces: all stats times 1337

Kommentar von blackcrusader

Saurfang no longer pwns, he just obliterates his target, their alts, their account, and their existance

Kommentar von CNH923

Saurfang's alt is level 226...one more from the max. varible.

Kommentar von 158339

In Opposite Land, Saurfang cleave you!
In any other land, Saurfang still cleave you!
In death, Saurfang cleave your children!

Note: If you #$%^ Saurfang off, he will cleave you to hell, the devil will scream like a little girl because you have been touched with Saurfang's axe, you will return to life, and Saurfang will STILL cleave you!

Kommentar von Hadrial

Saurfang doesent have a rage bar, because the amount of rage he has is too high a number to fit anywhere on the world.

One day he will execute something.

Not even Saurfang knows what will happen.

Kommentar von 230334

Saurfang just cleaved chuck norris in half

Kommentar von 99613

Interesting tidbit. In a conversation between him and Garrosh Hellscream. Hellscream asks why he's lived so long. Saurfang admits he doesn't eat pork.

Kommentar von blackcrusader

spoiler

When Saurfang the younger dies, Varok rushes to the battle field, retreaves his body, performs CPR on his younger self, then hides himself in a pocket dimention

Kommentar von 168126

After doing Foolish Endeavors last night and watching the combat log, I saw this:

High Overlord Saurfang's Saurfang's Rage hits Varidus the Flenser for 11389.

It appears Saurfang's Rage still does 8-12k damage to whoever hits him, which is a shame because it needs to be something like 80-120k for a 1 hit ko (like it was pre bc)

Kommentar von 131638

This 500% is a lie!He does 2000%!

Kommentar von Kylinee

He has an awesome flavor conversation with Garrosh Hellscream while standing in the Hold.
Transcribed at Blizzplanet.

High Overlord Saurfang: We are surrounded ... Our enemies press in from all sides, young Hellscream. The Scourge descends like locust from the north. The Alliance holds the only secure shipping lane in this region and even that is at risk of being lost to those dreaded mists. Our only viable port for resupply is held by the Forsaken on the other side of this blasted continent! Anything our zeppelins cannot haul must be brought in by ship and travel the length of Northrend to reach us.

(Garrosh Hellscream grunts)

Garrosh Hellscream: Shipping lanes ... supplies ... You bore me to death! We need nothing more than the warrior spirit of the Horde, Saurfang! Now that we are firmly entrenched in this frozen wasteland, nothing shall stop us!

Saurfang: Siege engines, ammunition, heavy armor ... How do you propose to shatter the walls of Icecrown without those?

Garrosh: Propose? I will show you what I propose! There ... (Garrosh crushes some figures on the battle map on the ground) Now we now have a shipping lane. And just for good measure ... (He crushes another group of figures)

Saurfang: So the prodigal son has spoken! Your father's blood runs strong in you, Hellscream. Impatient as always ... Impatient and reckless. You rush headlong into all-out war without a thought of the consequences.

Garrosh: Do not speak to me of consequences, old one.

Saurfang: I drank of the same blood your father did, Garrosh. Mannoroth's cursed venom pumped through my veins as well. I drove my weapons into the bodies and minds of my enemies. And while Grom died a glorious death - freeing us all from the blood curse - he could not wipe away the terrible memory of our past. His act could not erase the horrors we committed.

(High Overlord Saurfang pauses)

The winter after the curse was lifted, hundreds of veteran orcs like me were lost to despair. Our minds were finally free, yes ... Free to relive all of the unthinkable acts that we had performed under the Legion's influence.

(High Overlord Saurfang nods.)

I think it was the sounds of the draenei children that unnerved most of them ... You never forget ... Have you ever been to Jaggedswine Farm? When the swine are of age for the slaughter ... It's that sound. The sound of the swine being killed ... It resonates the loudest. Those are hard times for us older veterans.

Garrosh: But surely you cannot think that those children were born into innocence? They would have grown up and taken arms against us!

(High Overlord Saurfang shakes his head)

Saurfang: I am not speaking solely of the children of our enemies ...

(High Overlord Saurfang pauses)

I won't let you take us down that dark path again, young Hellscream. I'll kill you myself before that day comes ...

Garrosh: How have you managed to survive for so long, Saurfang? Not fallen victim to your own memories?

Saurfang: I don't eat pork ...

(High Overlord Saurfang spits.)

Kommentar von blackcrusader

Saurfang doesnt eat, he just chugs the blood of his enemies

Kommentar von 229093

You all act like he's so strong, but nat pagle could own him with no effort, and how do i know this? well saurfang knows all...

Kommentar von Luzze

All this talk about Saurfang being so great. Did anyone even try to test his strength?

Yes, Mankrik's wife did. She is now known as "beaten corpse"

Kommentar von kujamika

His brother Broxigar is dead and wont come back, you know that, if you see Tales of the Past III

Kommentar von TheAxeBot

Who knew an NPC could start to become so important just from being popular?

I can see him being an important character in the next Warcraft RTS.

Kommentar von 158969

if saurfang needed a flying mount
he would rise and tame galakrond

Kommentar von Ayline

Saurfang owns Garrosh in the face in Warsong Hold. I recommend that everyone stops by and listens to their discussion/argument. I would transcribe it here, but it would take a while.

oh screw it, I have time.

Saurfang: We are surrounded... Our enemies press in from all sides, young Hellscream.
Saurfang: The Scourge descends like locust from the north.
Saurfang: The Alliance holds the only secure shipping lane in this region, and even that is at risk of being lost to those dreaded mists.
Saurfang: Our only viable port for resupply is held by the Forsaken on the other side of this blasted continent!
Saurfang: Anything out Zeppelins cannot haul must be brought in by ship and travel the length of Northrend of reach us.

(Garrosh grunts)
Garrosh: Shipping lanes... supplies... You bore me to death! We need nothing more than the warrior spirit of the horde, Saurfang! Now that we are firmly entrenched in this frozen wasteland, nothing shall stop us!

Saurfang: Siege engines, ammunition, heavy armor... How do you propose to shatter the walls of Icecrown without those?

Garrosh: Propose? I will show you what I propose!
(Garrosh kicks the the alliance markers in Borean Tundra)
Garrosh: There... Now we have a shipping lane.
Garrosh: And just for good measure...
(Also kicks markers in Howling Fjord)

Saurfang: So the prodigal son has spoken!
Saurfang: Your father's blood runs strong in you, Hellscream. Impatient as always... Impatient and reckless.
Saurfang: You rush headlong into all-out war without a thought of the consequences.

Garrosh: Do not speak to me of consequences, old one.

Saurfang: I drank of the same blood your father did, Garrosh. Mannoroth's cursed venom pumped through my veins as well.
Saurfang: I drove my weapons into the bodies and minds of my enemies.
Saurfang: And while Grom died a glorious death - freeing us all from the blood curse - he could not wipe away the terrible memory of our past.
Saurfang: His act could not erase the horrors we committed.
(Saurfang pauses)
Saurfang: The winter after the curse was lifted, hundreds of veteran orcs like me were lost to despair.
Saurfang: Our minds were finally free, yes... Free to relive all of the unthinkable acts that we had performed under the Legions' influence.
Saurfang: I think is was the sounds of the draenei children that unnerved most of them... You never forget...
Saurfang: Have you ever been to Jaggedswine Farm? When the swine are of age for the slaughter... It's that sounds. The sound of the swine being killed... It resonates the loudest. Those are hard times for us older veterans.

Garrosh: But surely you cannot think that those children were born into innocence? They would have grown up and taken arms against us!
(Saurfang shakes his head)

Saurfang: I am not speaking solely of the children of our enemies...
(Saurfang pauses)
Saurfang: I won't let you take us down that dark path again, young Hellscream. I'll kill you myself before that day comes...

Garrosh: How have you managed to survive for so long, Saurfang? Not fallen victim to your own memories?

Saurfang: I don't eat pork...
(Saurfang spits)

Edit: MAde it a little easier to read by throwing in the big spaces between speakers.

I hope you all enjoy that. Took 20 mins to transcribe it all from the WoW window over here.
I still recommend seeing it yourself, their movements and actions are well choreographed.
/clap for blizz.

Kommentar von blackcrusader

Broxigar isnt dead, he isnt even wounded, he has been waiting for the past 10000 years for his mana to recharge so he could rape more demons in his Raging Inferno of Eternal Glory

Kommentar von 141682

Yep Broxigar died saving time for malfurion and the others to close the portal, he fought a load of demons in the portal and then got picked up by Sargeras who said it was a waste to destroy such glorious battle rage and valour, AND THEN THAT DAMNED DEMON DESTROYED THE BROTHER OF THE ORC (insert first name i cant remember) SAURFANG! RAWR!

Kommentar von 261847

The High Warlord Saurfang' Cleave creates a amount of energy enough to destroy and re-create Azeroth... in same time.

Kommentar von 208573

DAMNIT rerolling horde bbl

Kommentar von blackcrusader

High Overlord Varok Saurfang has 1337 chains of Comand. last time he used one, he enslaved Garona Halforcen to kill Llane Wrynn.
if Saurfang wanted to, he would enslave all the raid bosses of Icecrown to kill Arthas and eachother for him

Kommentar von Legendary231

Saurfang was sent to Northrend because Thrall knew that everyone rolling Death Knight would have to pass by him. Saurfang would not only spit and throw bananas and apples at you all at once, he would follow your character around until you reached the throne room, at which point he would get bored taunting you and destroy your character. If you ever tried to attack Saurfang, even while pacified, you would get Cleaved instantly.

Thrall decided it was too much of a risk and told him that there were more things to Cleave in Northrend. Saurfang swam all the way there before WotLK was released hearing this news.

Kommentar von 126756

Saurfang make big boom for tha motherland!

Kommentar von CarmineWar

Kurdran > Saurfang

Kommentar von 173862

Saurfang take candle.

Kommentar von 173862

When Saurfang goes AFK it does not stand for "Away From Keyboard" it stands for "Away From Killing" but this is only a assumption since Saurfang never stops killing.

Kommentar von 148782

In an EPIC battle, could Saurfang possibly defeat CHUCK NORRIS?

Kommentar von Skyblade

High Overlord Saurfang is what happens when an unstoppable force collides with an immovable object.

Kommentar von 294742

I almost feel sorry for the Lich king. I doubt he gets any sleep at all anymore, now that he knows that the High overlord Saurfang is after him. And I hardly doubt that killing his son will help him at all. Poor guy, I bet we wont even stand a chance to get to the Lich king; Saurfang will surely be there first and then Arthas is dead. Wont even be an epic battle since Saurfang is far more superior than the crybaby Arthas.

Kommentar von faithe88

I just had to try him on my Death Knight, I did once on my priest, I had to reroll...

Acheron death report:
-9.949 (100%) -3447
-9.939 ( 87%) -10764
-9.210 ( 48%) -13377
-6.638 ( 0%) +19020
It somewhat took 0,739sec for him to kill me, Shadow of Death takes a while, and you become immune until you the ghoul have risen up.

After becoming a ghoul, I survived long enough for him to use Bladestorm on me.
It's a miracle he allowed me to ress, I don't want to ask how or why, but...
I've never been so scared of an NPC ever ;D

Kommentar von lordhakera32

""Saurfang's shield charge causes saurfang to plow into you, taking you through the wall, another wall, more walls, wooden spikes, 5 nearby mountains, icecrown, a few unlucky dragons, The white lady, draenor, and back through the roof of warsong hold for 1 million damage per person, except the target, who suffers Saurfangitis, which deletes your entire wow account, deals 10 quadrillion damage, 10000% durability damage, and mounts your main;s head on the wall behind saurfang""

Holy Cow, thank God I'm Horde. I'm never going to Warsong Hold again just to be safe though.

It's also presumed that his axe is actually a modified Arcanite Reaper with an automatic cleave, a self-sharpening blade, toothbrush, foldable chair & mini-fridge in the hilt.

Kommentar von 287129

Saurfang went to Org to get a mount, asked for an Alliance Charger and got one.

Saurfang decided to be nice and let the Alliance have an outpost in Borean.

Saurfang could easily complete all the quests, but Blizzard needs money from players so they sate his need to kill by giving him small planets to destroy.

Kommentar von 299502

Blizzard got Chuck Norris to advertise for WoW.....
This is the result.

Kommentar von armaroth

Thottbot once tried to upload High Overlord Saurfang to their database. The resulting explosion created Wowhead as an accidental by-product of his awesomeness.

Kommentar von 308375

Overlord Saurfang only needs his cleave to split Azeroth in pieces like it happened in Outlands with the dark portals...

Speaking honestly, there was a 2 group raid (60+ ppl) to kill him actually in my server, it was a 6 min. fight, Epic, they downed him to arround 50%, count of hp remaining after "damage control" was FAR superior than 3 million.

No need to say he only needed to CLEAVE ALL THE FIGHT

During the next week he was sending alliance fingers as gifts to his followers but kept their tonges and used them as wrapping ribbons.

*shiver*

I couldnt see the ground except for bones

He is practically Unkillable, or better said, HE IS UNKILLABLE (unless someone would perfectly organize and kite like 20 bosses to him) and there was a t8 epic raid with 40-50 ppl with the full set....

we can dream :)

Edit: i just realized even his spits may be deadly enough to kill Arthas, or small planets ^^

Also take note the aliance outpost cannot be considered to be in the actual continent, even the map shows it on the very edge of it as a port, such is the power of saurfang, that he wouldnt allow his enemies to even build in the actual landmass, while he, mighty and godly he built his outpost right in the middle of the map, spiders or not, he only needed a cleave to make the actual foundation for the construction, thats not epic, thats LEGENDARY.

Kommentar von 248849

Saurfang has no Axe. His weapon may appear to be an Axe, however, it is simply solidified Cleave, in the shape of an Axe.

Kommentar von 102865

He doesn't eat pork.

Kommentar von 313238

High Overlord Saurfang is the only guy who can kick your ass while wearing tier 1.

Kommentar von FlameLazer

Captain Falcon didn't knew Falcon Punch until Saurfang teached it to him.

Kommentar von Arikara

okay... i was SO flat with laughter on reading some of these posts... supposedly, ppl have got it by now... CLEAVE.

Kommentar von blackcrusader

we see Chuck Norris walking down a road in Elwynn Forrest
Chucknorris is suddenly destroyed by a solid manifestation of awesome, cleave, unstoppable, and god

screen switches to warsong hold with a massive hole in the side, Saurfang is stangind in the hole, and laughing

Kommentar von 321392

kurdran will never be better than the one and oly high overlord saurfang `1 thing kurdran has to remeber is if u attack saurfang u gotta deal with alot more than saurfang

Kommentar von Ilidar

High Overlord Saurfang doesn't eat pork....

Kommentar von Saldar

Varok Saurfang is the brother of Broxigar the Red. It was he who stopped Sargares the Great, Dark god of the Nameless Void from stepping through the Legion Gate 10,000 years ago during the first invasion of the Burning Legion. Had the Well of Eternity on Azeroth fallen into the control of the legion, no world in the universe would have been able to withstand the Legion's Burning Crusade. That is not to mention the fact, that the old gods would have been freed from their eternal prison, which IS the Well of Eternity itself. Just as Sargares was about to step through the Legion Gate, Brox jumped from the back of Soridormi, Nozdormu's prime consort, into the Legion Gate being transported to one of the Legion Homeworlds. In a matter of moments he slaughtered hundreds of unsuspecting demons as they were preparing to step through into a conquered world. Sargares was distracted by this little annoyance and he himself then moved to kill the little orc with his jagged blade, a broken sword known as Gorribal. Then, with all his might, Broxigar lept into the air at Sargeras striking at him and wounding him in the leg just above the knee. It was this wound along with the orcs initial appearance that broke Sargares' concentration on the portal long enough to allow Malfurion and Illidan, who were working on the other side of the portal, above the well on the backs of Ysera and Alexstrasza themselves, to collapse the portal on Sargeras before he could step through the Legion Gate. Once Sargares realized his spells had been abated and the portal would collapse he went mad and in a fury he attempted to enter the closing portal. He was only able to enter but never exited. This act banished him to a void between the nether and the world. But Brox's life was ended by Sargeras, as the demon entered the portal he slew Broxigar with a retaliatory blow. With his last breaths, Brox sealed his place in history as the only mortal to have wounded the Leader of the Legion.

Broxigar the Red died; he died not a mere honorable death, but was struck down in a blaze of glory nearly unheard of in the history of the Orcs. Broxigar was haunted by the ghosts of his fallen comrades from the war between the Orcs and Humans. He hated himself for surviving the glorious battles where they had fallen in honor. He felt shamed and knew he was growing old and a time of peace was coming to the Horde. He felt his chance for glory was lost. He was wrong.

The red dragon, Krasus, had been with Broxigar on this journey and while walking along the shores of the Well after the battle he chanced upon the enchanted wooden axe which Cenarius had created for the orc. It was washed up on the banks of the tumultuous black water, above which the legion portal had been created. When Nozdormu returned Krasus to the present day, Krasus' first act was to take Brox's magical axe to Thrall. Disguised as an orc shaman, Krasus told the tale of how Brox helped stop another demon invasion, and implored the Warchief to sing songs of Broxigar the Red, his legendary life, and his glorious sacrifice.

Now, his brother, Varok Saurfang, leader of the Kor'kron, the most elite of the Hordes Warriors, holds his name in honor.

Kommentar von 258919

Saurfang once used Mirror Image while Arthas was walking by.

As a result, all the doors and entrances of Icecrown Citadel are sealed until the Lich King regains his sanity.

Kommentar von Karoxen

Saurfang created the Elemental Furies.

One day Saurfang ripped out one of his teeth and threw it on the ground. This created Gordawg.

The next day, Saurfang spit on the ground, creating Aborius.

The third day, Saurfang burped, creating Kalandrios.

On the fourth day, Thrall bet Saurfang he couldn't light a fart on fire. The result created Incineratus.

Kommentar von 252772

I decided I would have fun spinning around his 3-D model on this page. HE CLEAVED MY EYES! He left me alive only so I could warn you all. This message has been posted by my as yet un-blinded wife.

Kommentar von dreadblood

I wonder if saurfang is secretly chuck norris's WoW char? would explain a lot

Kommentar von 231645

Actually, I think it's the other way around.

Chuck Norris is Saurfang's WoW character.

Kommentar von deroodk

proof at saurfangs awesomeness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6j0aeHqVfU&feature=related. über pwned

Kommentar von 165543

In WOTLK u cn see the HP of everthing if u have ur interface set right which means that u cn find out his HP by going right up 2 him and targeting him also the lich king will prolly have 13 million hp so if he only hits fr about 2k dmg per hit he'll take a long time 2 kill the lich king

Kommentar von ColinatorGX

"The reason why Dalaran is a neutral city in WotLK despite it's strong ties to the Alliance and antagonism of the Horde is because the Kirin Tor were afraid Saurfang would CLEAVE them."

"Blizzard didn't create The Unstoppable Force, The stoppable force digivolved into it when Saurfang equipped it. The reason why he doesn't have it anynore is because he only needs his soul (otherwise known as his axe) to kill people. And cleave."

"Saurfang once beat The Headless Horseman to death with his own skull after cleaving it off his neck. The ammount of contradictions in the previous phrase also only contradict Saurfang's awesomeness, because it's too high to be measured. Therefort contradictive."

New Saurfang facts, by Me. =)

Kommentar von ColinatorGX

Yeah, Chuck Norris is Saurfang's level 1 human alt. =)

Kommentar von xryguyx

Ever imagined Saurfang - Lightning Enchanted? O_o

Kommentar von Rankkor

has anyone ever wondered what would happen if thrall buffed saurfang with windfury?

dear god, he uses cleave, and windfury procs. total result APOCALIPSEx100000000

Kommentar von 335225

Im on the alliance and just because this Surfang guy is so overblown im going to gather a group,attack Warsong Hold, and kick his ass back to where ever you people say he comes from.

Kommentar von 96258

crimzonNinja you know u are gunna fail saurfangs cleave will finish u before u arrive :P

Kommentar von Rankkor

xDDD by all means, do so. just let me know on what server u'll attempt that foolishness and what day/time, so I can see saurfang cleave the living crap out of your raid group.

let's face facts here, saurfang can't be defeated, saurfang can cleave ANYTHING, saurfang is just saurfang, and u just have to accept it and that's it.

Kommentar von 341021

http://wowitemcreator.com/view/305347/The_Cleavinator.html

My attempt to create his axe ;D 1337

Kommentar von EwokAssassin

I am an Alliance character but Saurfang is still my hero :D

Kommentar von taurenmoo812

When Saurfang yawns, its the equivalent of 100 warriors using Intimidating Shout, and unlike Intimidating Shout, you never stop running in fear.

Kommentar von 124740

The reason windfury totem was changed was so thrall could not buff Saurfang with its buff because that would result in the apocalypse!

Kommentar von Mitokok

High Overlord Saurfang can bench press himself.

High Overlord Saurfang does not need 299 extra dudes to hold back the thousand nations of the Persian Empire.

High Overlord Saurfang's princess is not in another castle.

High Overlord Saurfang considers "Two-Handed" to be just a suggestion.

Kommentar von 258919

We didn't beat Kil'jaeden back into the Sunwell. He went back himself when he heard Saurfang was here.

Kommentar von Agoonga

Where can I get that tabard? It's beautiful

Kommentar von 347338

Why doesn't WowHead's database blow up from the awesomeness that is Saurfang?

Kommentar von 346157

All the yapping about Saurfang and his cleave, do you think mrs. Saurfang has good cleavage?

>.>

<.<

Kommentar von blackcrusader

if there was a Mrs. Saurfang, she would make everyone on earth look fugly. also saurfang has never been born. his entire lifespan is ages 18-45, he simply willed himself into existance at age 18

Kommentar von craftyard

When saurfang uses intimidating shout, you don't just run in fear...

You wake up in the next zone, with wet pants not able to remember the last hour because its just so unimaginably scary your brain blocks it out.

Kommentar von Septimus

There is actually a last number. It is Saurfang.

Kommentar von 338102

So.. saurfang lost his son.. his OWN SON in the WRATH GATE event!

what will ever ha.*cleave sound*

*a massive roar rise up from the borean tundra, into icecrown... all the way by the valley of the fallen heroes, the court of bones and reaching the citadel pinnacle, where arthas`s ears explode*

Kommentar von 150529

Hellscream took his name after Saurfang threatened to cleave him

Kommentar von 346214

blackcrusader... I dunno wtf you learned your science but a higher PH means it's an alkaline, not an acid...

needless to say it doesn't really matter with Saurfang, his spit will burn through even the wrathgate

Kommentar von sunderkeenin

When saurfang uses cleave he destroys the account of everyone hit and rips out their soul and sends the person who #$%^ed him off to the deepest pits of hell where it is the worst and nothing would dare hurt someone destroyed by his axe and starts an eternal cycle of death,getting cleaved,and being sent back to life until there is nothing left of the body not even the smallest molecule

Kommentar von sunderkeenin

Kommentar von 315859

Does anyone know just how strong Saurfang is pretends to be? I've been trying to find a video of Alliance trying to slay him, but I can't, so does anyone know whether it would be possible to ~~bring him down~~ make him so bored he would fall asleep?

Kommentar von Bongo2k

Saurfang is the only warrior that can cast Mage Portals, hence how he got from Orgrimmar to Borean Tundra.

Kommentar von 257515

He does not cast portals, he mearly cleaves through time and space and walks to his destination though said rip in the universe

Kommentar von 87686

Saurfang has a girlfriend. His cleave attack.

Kommentar von 324375

Kinda weird how Saurfang's son is a Mag'har, but Varok himself is a corrupt orc. Any explaination?

Probably as I said "corrupt orc", he snuck into my house and is right behi-

crits' oobilator1 for 6,666,666,666,666,666,666 Physical Damage with Cleave (Rank 666).
dies.

Kommentar von 301983

Ye,figure out this

Chuck Norris vs Saurfang.let's see what you are gonna say for both of them

Kommentar von 112786

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/5576/wowscrnshot040909214837g.jpg

Solo'd Garrosh right under Saurfang's nose. He's not allmighty any more.
Saurfang might convert into a DK at some point tbh....

Kommentar von pingzing

Tried to solo him as a Prot Pally today. I've got 25k armor, so that's 62% damage reduction. In addition, I had (Improved) RF, Blessing of Sanctuary and glyphed Divine Plea up. Additionally, I have Shield of the Templar talented.

Channels a Whirlwind that ticks for about 3k. He can move while channeling.
Hits for about 2k-2.5k.
Has an AoE fear, Terrifying Roar.
And the kicker, a Mortal Strike that hits for 10-12k.

Strangely, he never Cleaved me. Possibly because I was alone, and he wanted to conserve rage.

Garrosh, on the other hand was a pushover. 800k health, hit for about 1.6k. No special abilities.

Kommentar von 301983

Saurfang Cant do mortal strike because he really cant do anything "mortal" so he came up with a new skill called immortal strike.

Edit:Why this is geting rated down?I took it from wowwiki and is Saurfang fact.Gotcha!

Kommentar von 367987

Saurfang is Warcraft’s version of chuck norris with all of the lame jokes

Like jesses can walk on water but Saurfang can cleave through land

Trust me he is not even considered “hard to take down”

by tomorrow this will have at least 10 negative ratings because people can not take the truth.

Kommentar von Piril

Saurfang fans, got a bad new
A Draenai almost removed half of his hp ALONE.

Yes it's possible, and probably a fun fight to watch :O

To Argentxvoid : Yeha, you got it, Saurfang's facts are just jokes, and, what is the problem ? Especially when you talk about thing you don't even know, that guy won his popularity due to his IMBA cleave before TBC, and he was "hard to take down", trust me. He also won a great popularity during the "Might of Kalimdor" event, but you apparently don't want to know why is he so popular.(I'll remember that "WOOT !" forever :p)
Sorry if I might be offending, but I dislike that kind of guy coming, ignoring all the references and just saying "LOL ME PRO ME KAN KILL HIM LOOK AT ME LOL U CANT STAND THE TRUTH DOWNRATE ME". Vanilla made his glory, you can't deny it because you kill him ~three years later.

Kommentar von Elamir

Im writing this down because I might be the only one who went and judged him and able to get awa alive from him without a scratch. Logged off to ensure his safety, I will just log in and congratulate my victory. Guess Saurfangs' getting old..

* a distant cleave sound*
What was that...?
*a nearby cleave sound*
Uh oh..
*a loud cleave sound*
...

Kommentar von 315859

I still hope he gets buffed back to what he once was.

Aaah. The good old days when Allies couldn't raid Thrall via the front gate of Orgrimmar because Saurfang would obliterate any raid in a matter of minutes.

The good old days when critting him would trigger a 8-10k hit, and we're talking level 60 here.

Well, ~~man~~ Horde can dream, I guess. Horde can dream.

Kommentar von 385743

WARNING: spoiler alert:

in a quest in dragonblight, when u hand it in u get a cutscene showing saurfang and bolvar going to fight arthas(lich king) and the scourge. bolvar and saurfang die becuz for sum reason, the freaking forsaken killed em all except arthas who escapes. soon the dragon flight or watever their called come and pwn the forsaken. :P

Kommentar von v3rgil

well i ask now why all the people see saurfang as a GAWD?

when this muble about him started?

Kommentar von dreadblood

im afraid your wrong about the armour.. thats saurfangs bare skin..

Kommentar von 389443

my guild and about 10 others he was hard as %^&* to kill with all the npcs guards and horde around him but we got him 7 lived i died>>

Kommentar von Pyrastoria

I tried to take him on....Blizz is still trying to find my account

Kommentar von 160198

Sooooo if Saurfang is so high and mighty why hasn't he killed sargeras yet?

Kommentar von mixter

Saurfang is wea...*cleaving sound*

Zul'jin didnt loose his eye and arm to the alliance that held him captive...he lost his arm by trying to shake saurfangs hand, how he lost the eye...well...lets just say he looked at saurfang strangely...

the reason saurfang lets allys ress at the spirit healer in razor hill after he cleaves them is so he can cleave them again

saurfang once stomped on the ground next to the former grounded lair of malygos...well...now its floating in pieces...

saurfang once did whirlwind...we know it as the maelstrom

The gates of AQ didn't get opened by the gong, saurfang just asked the door to open...in his own way...*Cleave*

a troll once dared saurfang to move the troll city darkspear like he did dalaran...the trolls had to move to orgrimmar

saurfang once single handedly made a cave in the mountain...ironforge was made

saurfang asked for protection money from kael'thas when he took over tempest keep...he refused...*where the hell is the exodar?*

Dranei's have heroic presence but saurfang has conquering presence: increases all stats
by 10000%, sadly noone ever got close enough to get it...

saurfang once visited the city of auchidoun...they refused to give him what he wanted (look on map in terrokar)

saurfang once spat on the ground, now we know it as loch modan

saurfang once took a dump and threw his cigaret on it, thus creating blackrock mountain

this is the question that's puzzled the minds of every1 here....
how do you kill saurfang?
YOU DON'T

people say saurfang has his own I.W.I.N button....why the hell would he need 1?

The path of the titans in dragonblight was made when saurfang was chasing the titans...there's a reason why the path ends and why we never saw a titan...

the death star in star wars was originaly saurfangs trinket

the reason why yogg saron never leaves ulduar is cause he is scared of saurfang

the reason why naxxramas floats is cause kel'thuzad thought it would protect him from saurfang...it doesn't

they removed the hot hot hot streak achievement cause they will set a new 1 "the saurfang arena achievement": never loose an arena match

why is there no achievement or feat of strength to kill saurfang? cuz it's impossible

saurfang got bored of the blood draining enchantment he didnt even need and then he decided to "tweek" it a little now its: 100% chance on every cleave to drain oponents character and real life blood

saurfang once put a +50 intellect enchant on his weapon...i think its becouse...*cleaving sound*

saurfang once peed, thus creating the great sea

i just challenged saurfang to a duel!...*this character no longer exists*

the world trade center towers fell cuz saurfang once missdirected his model planes...

there was a legend that if you look saurfang in the eye you will die...i went and tested it...i looked him in the eye and i was alive...then i looked at the axe....

saurfang once tripped on his shoelace...creating the grand canyon

the lifeblood pillar in sholazar basin is broken becouse it refused to move while saurfang was taking a walk...

Kommentar von 338102

This is a letter malygos wrote to saurfang

source is here

For: High Overlord Saurfang, hero of the Horde

From: Malygos, leader of the blue dragonflight

Saurfang, please refrain from spitting in the ground each time you talk to Garrosh the Dochebag, every time you do this the world Magic energies i take so long to gather shatters away and my citadel trembles along with the world, and each time you yawn my minions get in mass fear only to awaken 1 hour after with amnesia and wet pants, it would be best if you just dissapear, lets say, a few decades so my plans are complete?

Yours truly

Malygos

PS: Get rid of that meatbag of garrosh already!

-------------

In response of this letter, Saurfang sent the following to Malygos

RE: to Malygos, the crazy dragon in coldarra
From High Overlord Saurfang, Hero and possibly, a new leader of the horde!

Its been my concern that i *CLEAVE SOUND IN LETTER!*

thank you

Ever since then, Malygos became truly insane

------
Now then i did a little search on youtube and saurfang was killed IN PTR due a bug that stacked Stats after reequiping it over and over, and in fact the bug still lingers, so any deaths he may had where actually on PTR, this bug allowed players to do up to 4 million damage crit

In WoW general forums Bornakk ( one of WoW Admins) has already stated around this december past 2008 that "currently they didnt had any oficial death record of Saurfang" and neither any screenshot on the oficial servers has ever been posted but rather a PTR one

the group closests to killing him was actually one in draka under the name way of the shadow, wich recorded a whopping 67% damage before the 60 man raid collapsed (thats two raid groups at the same time) (someone posted about this under the name kingkrieg in this comment tags)

Long live saurfang

Kommentar von 361041

Saurfang has not always used axes. At one point in time he wielded a mace. Eventually he decided axes were cooler. He gave his old mace to Blizzard. It is now known as "The Nerf-Bat."

Blizzard continues to release expansions so that the level cap may increase, because Saurfang tells them he wants his apparent level to reflect his actual power.

Deathwing is Saurfang's flying mount. Of course, he is only used for show, because Saurfang can fly by using Cleave, and it is 1337 times faster than Deathwing.

Kommentar von KikiTheMan

One day a Blizzard developer tryed to nerf Saurfang so that he can be killed . When he barely touched him with the Cleaving Nether was created

Kommentar von Kangi

Once there was a foolish Warrior on the PTR who went into a battleground with the name "Saurfang".

High Overlord Saurfang was not amused and cleaved his way to the Isle of Conquest; nobody can even remember the Warrior now.

Kommentar von Ilin

High Overlord Saurfang can use shield charge.

High overlord Saurfang doesn't wield a shield.

Kommentar von Lmjkdd6

If an alliance raid were ever to get Saurfang to 50% (which is impossible btw) he would summon adds including this guy, his pet guinea pig, and pet doggy, quickly wiping the raid.

It is also said that this is Saurfang's private tanning booth.

Kommentar von jjuurriijj

Saurfang's cleave steals and gives the so called life at the same time! Geeks, run away! Others, run away aswell!

Kommentar von 234482

...

The Cleavebringer...

Kommentar von 258919

Saurfang doesn't have to use rage to cleave - it's his auto-attack.

Though he is not a Tauren, Saurfang can in fact War Stomp. He has done it once before, and the night elves had to cover it up with some story about a magic well exploding.

Algalon didn't rearrange the reply because he pitied the humans in any way - he was simply trying to protect the Titans from Saurfang.

Saurfang once killed McGoyver using a blade of grass and a piece of thread. Don't ask how.

Saurfang the Younger did not use the Dark Portal to return to Azeroth and fight the Lich King. He simply cleaved a hole through the Twisting Nether and stepped into Dragonblight.

When Saurfang fears, the target keeps running until they find a suitable cliff or volcano to leap into to spare themselves the pain.

On /3, the message 'Warsong Hold is under attack!' never appears more than once consecutively.

Saurfang, who is neither a gnome nor an engineer, once went to Ulduar and took control of Mimiron.

Kommentar von Magmarrax

Whenever a GM tries to nerf Saurfang, Saurfang cleaves the GM. That is why we have Tuesday "Maintenance".

Kommentar von 314582

ok here is wat is going to happen to arthas, he leaves the citadael to make sure all his scourge are working proplery he goes back and saurfang cleaves his face off

Kommentar von 433056

Saurfang can titan's grip his titan's grip, but why would he? He needs only one axe!

Kommentar von mixter

he doesnt need a weapon to cleave

he can use 4 handed weapons. how you ask? cuz hes pure awesome

in soviet russia Saurfang still cleaves you, then cleaves the man who made that joke

Saurfang doesnt eat pork, period.

saurfang take candle

Saurfang comes from cleaveland

once apon a time there was a continent on azeroth named disty, it refused to move where Saurfang asked it to...nuff said

Saurfang is badder than Zul'Jin

Yogg'saron had no mouths till he met saurfang

Saurfang cannot....*cleaving sound*

SAurfang CAN run and CAN hide....but he preffers cleave

Kommentar von mixter

****this just in****

the tactics for saurfang have been revealed by saurfang himself

your group must contain at least 10 tanks,20 dps and 10 healers in group

1 of the dps must be a yellow gnome mage with a purple face

in phase 1 the mage must dance on a bright blue stone and be surrounded by healers
during this phase you will only be able to get saurfang to 99.9999% of his amusement bar by dpsing, then you enter phase 2

in phase 2 the yellow gnome mage will die due to saurfangs pure awesomeness, then he must be cleaved away to a nearby river by saurfang
2 tauren rogues must sprint to that river in under 20 seconds and mutilate the gnome thus entering phase 3

Saurfang now kills 1 of your 10 tanks
that tank must be picked up by a troll or night elf paladin and thrown in to the mouth of yogg'saron while hes having his dinner, by that time your dps must get saurfang to 99.9998% of his amusement bar then phase 4 starts

Saurfang bubles and starts casting which will deal 20k dmg to all your tanks and ress the yellow gnome mage with the purple face then phase 5 starts

Saurfang now always attacks the gnome.
the gnome must kite saurfang in a perfect octagon route or else the raid will wipe
when he kites him for 1 hour 2 mins and 45 secs phase 6 begins

Saurfang now cleaves the gnome mage and kills him/her

the dps now must get saurfang to 0.0001% of his amusement in 20 seconds.
when they do so saurfang will whirlcleave every1 killing them instantly, but ressing the gnome mage. the mage now has to dance around saurfang while dual wielding a kalu'ak fishing pole and a green mailbox, after 10 seconds of doing that phase 7 begins

in phase 7 the gnome must spam trade channel with anal jokes while kiting saurfang in a octagon again, during that time the dead players must make a corpse run to the caverns of time where they will be portalled into the future 1 hour
then they will see the gnome still kiting saurfang and they will eat popcorn for exactly 31 minutes, after that the gnome will die and all the accounts will be banned due to saurfangs [Cleave:Rank Saurfang}

Kommentar von 166878

High Overlord Saurfang CAN infact use wands. They shoot Cleaves.

Did you ever wonder how Thrall manages to stuff a https://www.cuckhead.com/wotlk/item=44224 in the mail? He gets Saurfang to growl at it

Kommentar von GinjaNinja

The destruction of the well of eternity didn't cause the Sundering, Saurfang sneezed while practising a cleave.

Kommentar von Magmarrax

In England, Saurfang cleaves you.

In Soviet Russia, Saurfang still cleaves you.

Kommentar von 441997

When Garrosh disagrees with Thrall, Garrosh talks back and once even challenged Thrall. When Garrosh disagrees with Saurfang, Garrosh shuts the &*!@ up.

Kommentar von 340556

If you somehow managed to polymorph Saurfang, you are the first person in WoW to be killed by a sheep

Kommentar von Rankkor

nobody noticed how, garrosh despite being so easy to anger, and being quick to challenge the mighty thrall, and varian the moment either of them questioned him but.......

Saurfang rite clearly says he's gonna kill him and garrosh doesn't even talks back? :P

this shows how much respect every orc has for saurfang, his word is the law.

NONE challenges the fist of retribution.

Kommentar von Synn

Alliance Hunter here, with a true story about old school Saurfang (Vanilla WoW)

We were raiding Org, good old PvP style raid. I'm outside just picking off a few slackers, while most of the raid has gone inside.

The next thing I know, I've been crit for SOMETHING (it actually broke my combat log, no joke), and have died.

Outside Org.

His cleave jumped from where he was to me.

All Hail Saurfang

Kommentar von 421112

He was killed before but people don't bother to post because they would be met with oh he can't die and his facts etc. Killed on Ptr 3.20 when the bugs was fixed he ms for 15k on non stam stacking tanks, his cleave hit's for 3k, his auto attack is 2k, he whirlwinds for 3k, his rage is avoidable and can be completely mitigated, all his attacks can be dodged and he has 2.7 million which isn't much.
Edit: I know this will be purged...

Kommentar von Dracomortis

High Overlord Saurfang once sneezed while taking a walk through Azeroth. We now know this area as the Blasted Lands.

When playing D&D, High Overlord Saurfang always meets the requirements for Great Cleave. There are no exceptions.

As a child, High Overlord Saurfang once died by accidentally cleaving himself. Unsatisfied by having to walk back to his corpse, he cleaved the spirit healer. High Overlord Saurfang is now resurrected before he dies.

Kommentar von 449757

SAURFANG! The most powerful being in the existance!

Found! Epic picture of High Overlord Saurfang IRL.

Kommentar von 296037

Brox is dead

That's not stopping a Saurfang...

Kommentar von Broozer

Spreading 12 million people over several servers was the only way for Blizzard to prevent a instant kill to all players on the server when Saurfang use his Cleave.

Initialy this game was called Universe of Warcraft, untill Saurfang declared war to the rest of the universe.

There is no such thing as lag, the servers are just too busy calculating Saurfang's Awsomeness.

If Blizzard would ever implement DPS into the core of the game, they would exclude Saurfang. Trying to monitor his damage would already crash the servers.

The only reason why the Lich King is still alive, Saurfang lets him grow stronger as he still would be 1-shotted by his Cleave.

Kommentar von goblinego

Only thing what Highlord "cleave" Saurfang fears is

Miss "Husband kicker" Saurfang.

When hes Brother died, all other living did suicide before Saurfang realized that. Then Saurfang did mass ressurection and cleaved them all, he keeped that on until got tired.

Kommentar von 327901

What is hes axe called?

Kommentar von 327901

And just if you guys wanna know it... he killed me in 2! hits :P and can crit me down... when i doing whirl wind... there come lightning from him ;) Looks cool! I wanna kill him! Getting him to Valliance Keep and killing him there! Then none can safe him! Muahhahaha

Kommentar von 327901

Saurfang is killed by 4 heroes of Doomhammer! Valliance keep and the heroes fought together to kill the strongest orc there sleep now... How ever... Till he gonna wake up... We dont have to worry about him!

Kommentar von leggomyeggo588

Fact 1: Draenor was actually ripped apart when High Overlord Saurfang had a temper tantrum because Ner'zhul scratched his axe.
Fact 2: Overlord Saurfang is only afraid of one thing...Mrs. Saurfang.
Fact 3: When the Lich King invaded Orgrimmar, High Overlord Saurfang killed a frostwyrm by jumping on its back and riding it like a skate board into the ground. Upon the sight of this, the rest of the undead forces fled in terror.
Fact 4: If you ever insult High Overlord Saurfang, he will cleave you; hunt down your ghost, cleave it; hunt down your account, cleave it; hunt you down in life, cleave you in life; and cleave every trace of your existence from the fabric of space and time.
Fact 5: Saurfang taunted Happy Fun Ball.
Fact 6: Saurfang has an enrage timer. It's mentioned somewhere in "Revelations."
Fact 7: Saurfang is true voice actor of Hat the Singing Turtle. Hes just shame of it.
=======================================================

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Fact 8: Writer of the previous fact, I mean, lie was cleaved, as you see.

Kommentar von 302959

There's a reason there's no "Drops" tab for Saurfang. He's never been downed.

Kommentar von 462805

Saurfang's hearthstone crits for 1337k dps.

Kommentar von Blazethesage

Saurfang hysteria and jokes aside, I kept Saurfang busy on my Prot Warrior once (with a healer, obviously) while the rest of our raid planted Garrosh's face into the dirt outside.

We nicknamed him "Hell's Cream Puff" afterward... but damn Saurfang still hurts ;-; We decided to leave after Garrosh went down to avoid &*!@ing Saurfang off any more. Besides, the group liked Saurfang, and only wanted to help elevate him to a position of higher power. That, and well... we just wanted to kill Garrosh's stupid ass.

I lasted longer than I expected, but was still amazed I lived as long as I did. Go figure, his Mortal Strike hurts like hell. His autoattack is surprisingly wimpy, though.

Kommentar von Xandin

"I am he that watches they, that which does quell the recalcitrant. Dare you defy the Warchief? Dare you face my merciless judgment?"

His old text back in Org, I remember it because of its complete bad-assery.

Kommentar von 434531

I have read on "The Daily Cleave" that in 3.3 they are gonna make these changes to Saurfang!

Bladestorm is now renamed Cleavestorm and deals 1/0 damage per hit. Lasts 13.37 seconds, one cleave per 0.01337 seconds.

Saurfang now automatically buffs himself with "The Power of The Cleave" which increases all damage done by Cleave by NaN%

Saurfang has had his HP increases to '$cleave_damage' which is soo high that we cannot tell you... we... we... just can't... or Saurfang.. might... just cleave the GMs... OH GAWD NOT THE GMs.

Saurfang's melee damage increased by

Saurfang can now clear all stun, sleep, fear, polymorph etc. with 'Warcry of the Cleave King', also reduces all enemies HP within over 9000 yards by over 9000%.

Saurfang has gained the item 'Frostmourne' (HAIL TO THE CLEAVE KING, BABY)

Kommentar von Treston323

http://static.mmo-champion.com/mmoc/images/news/2009/october/npc_10554_02.jpg
This seems to be him in patch 3.3(Look at the hair).

Kommentar von taurehe

He cleaves two gnomes in the morning,
He cleaves two gnomes at night.
He cleaves two gnomes before he sleeps,
And then he feels alright.
He cleaves two gnomes in time of peace,
And two in time or war.
He cleaves two gnomes, before he kills two gnomes,
And then he cleaves two more.

enjoy =D

Kommentar von 111622

Was only alive long enough to test his Whirldwind and normal Melee hit on my Pet (hunter) with 22k armor. Managed to Parry one of his Whirldwind ticks, but I think I'm gonna need a healer next time...

Melee hit for over 9544 normal (over 9000!)
Whirlwind hit for 3700 - 4000 per tick

I see it being possible, only hard part is the Adds, they have 121k health and hit for 800 damage normal on my Pet, but my Pet has a incredible amount of healing received +

Kommentar von 439009

Looks like Saurfang is gonna cleave some Lich King butt next patch!

,,High Overlord Saurfang uses Yawn
High Overlord Saurfang's Yawn hits The Lich King for unlimited damage which cannot be counted.
High Overlord Saurfang uses Cleave
High Overlord Saurfang's Cleave chops the Lich King's Body and cleaves it into the gap between time and space."

That's whats gonna happen and you know it :)

Kommentar von 337736

a dk failed at soloing saurfang becasue he never got to use a spell.....

it wasnt because he was silenced. saurfang just interrupted all the instant casts

Kommentar von 476557

Saurfang once used charge ( https://www.cuckhead.com/wotlk/spell=100 ) in Eversong woods.
This is now known as the dead scar ( http://www.wowwiki.com/The_Dead_Scar )

Saurfang doesnt make sense. Sense makes Saurfang.

Saurfang can't ....*cleaving sound*

Kommentar von 480089

Its funny that even tho hellscreams a lvl ? he has lower health than Saurfang. I bet when hellscream takes over in Catacylysm hel get cleaved and under Saurfang rule the alliance will be exterminated and his son will wake up from his slumber of boredom. What was really funny was that yesterday i had a 60 man raid and we went to kill him and we died in 30 sec. He one hitted our healers so that sucked and he kept using Saurfangs Rag e cuz our rogues kept criting him. A testimony of his awesomeness.

Kommentar von 425699

Its a shame that Garrosh gets Orgrimmar instead of Saurfang in Cataclysm.
I much prefer Saurfang.

Kommentar von blackcrusader

Only the combined Might of Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan could scratch Saurfangs skin

too bad that Saurfang personally hunted each one down and killed them

Kommentar von 99382

There you have it, Saurfang's a Jew.

The jewish people are still waiting for the Messiah....
the prophecies point to Saurfang's son....
they will have to wait alittle longer...

Kommentar von ryanred500

Hmmmm..... I wonder if theres a feat of strength for the 1st person (doubt its possible!) to kill him. I mean... he downed rocky and chuck norris in 1 cleave.

Kommentar von 382219

God is Saurfang's Main Alt.
He created the Azeroth with my Main's Help, and my Friend's Main.
We adviced him to make Blizzard make the Alliance OP, so he would have part of Longer Fights.

Kommentar von Tadpole

Only way to see Saurfang dead, is having him kill himself..

Who would do that only to come back as ghost to kill your ghost.

Kommentar von 487346

The death knight in the screenshot previous (the one with saurfang at halflife) is obviously Darion Mograine, and the only reason saurfang is at half life, is because he was still in the process of finishing off the Alliance faction leaders... all of them... simultaneously... from all times (Rifts created my cleaving time) This was part of a training exercise... where he fights with one hand, one leg, because he cleaved his own off purposefully (thus accounting for 25% of his missing life), and a refusal to breathe until everyone was dead... so yea, he was at 50% life. good for you Darion...

Kommentar von 104207

Saurfang is the reason why nobody knows where Sargeras is.

Kommentar von 453334

I wouldn't be suprised if Saurfang cleaved Azeroth in two. But if that happened, where the hell would I be able to hide? The Alliance could never save me..

/cower

Kommentar von tripod121

Even the younger saurfang cleave can turn ICC into dust.

Kommentar von 448684

if somebody gets maybe 9000 persons and kill him his ghost would slaughter us when doing corp run. /shiver

Kommentar von 448684

im doing a procect hos most popular saurfang, grom hellscream, rexxar, uther lightbringer or lich king

i want you all coment ho you like most and ho you think is strongest

.im begging you people answer this

Kommentar von joaomatias

So you thought that alliance started raiding Org because of the achievement? That's not true. They always wanted to raid Orgrimmar!

The reason they raid Orgrimmar now is because Saurfang left for northrend!

Kommentar von ughzean

Saufang dropped his axe on the ground..hence cataclysm

Kommentar von 315859

I hear the puny allies mocking our great High Overlord, laughing at how badly he got nerfed. However, I have a little surprize for them: this is not the real Saurfang!

The real High Overlord is always one expansion ahead of us! To avoid awakening suspicions, he leaves behind an illusion, or "Echo of Saurfang" (which you interact with ingame thinking it's the real one) whereas he heads off into the next, yet undeveloped expansion. His greatest pleasure is cleaving the bosses to exactly 1% of their health, so that a group of 25 puny mortals would be able to finish them off - otherwise, how would you think 25 players can kill the Lich King or an Old God?

That means by now, Saurfang is already in Cataclysm, probably cleaving Deathwing so that we would be able to defeat him when we're finally done with the Lich King, who has been cleaved back when we were still fumbling with Kil'jaeden, who has been cleaved... you get the point.

As for Vanilla WoW bosses, they've been cleaved back when the World of Warcraft was still in Warcraft 3 phase.

Kommentar von 392426

Every single Tuesday WoW is shut down for 7 hours or whatever. Blizzard only wants you to think that they are performing "routine maintenance" on the game...but we all know what really happens.

Saurfang must be cleaving the World of Warcraft every Tuesday like clockwork. Saurfang will only tolerate a certain level of trolling, ganking, and noobs in his world and has to keep them in check by cleaving the @#$% out of the game every Tuesday.

I fear for my life now that I have discovered this fact and shared it with everyo *cleaved*

Kommentar von 237916

Saurfang putting Garrosh in his place like the puppy he is...

High Overlord Saurfang: We are surrounded ... Our enemies press in from all sides, young Hellscream. The Scourge descends like locust from the north. The Alliance holds the only secure shipping lane in this region and even that is at risk of being lost to those dreaded mists. Our only viable port for resupply is held by the Forsaken on the other side of this blasted continent! Anything our zeppelins cannot haul must be brought in by ship and travel the length of Northrend to reach us.

(Garrosh Hellscream grunts)

Garrosh Hellscream: Shipping lanes ... supplies ... You bore me to death! We need nothing more than the warrior spirit of the Horde, Saurfang! Now that we are firmly entrenched in this frozen wasteland, nothing shall stop us!

Saurfang: Siege engines, ammunition, heavy armor ... How do you propose to shatter the walls of Icecrown without those?

Garrosh: Propose? I will show you what I propose! There ... (Garrosh crushes some figures on the battle map on the ground) Now we now have a shipping lane. And just for good measure ... (He crushes another group of figures)

Saurfang: So the prodigal son has spoken! Your father's blood runs strong in you, Hellscream. Impatient as always ... Impatient and reckless. You rush headlong into all-out war without a thought of the consequences.

Garrosh: Do not speak to me of consequences, old one.

Saurfang: I drank of the same blood your father did, Garrosh. Mannoroth's cursed venom pumped through my veins as well. I drove my weapons into the bodies and minds of my enemies. And while Grom died a glorious death - freeing us all from the blood curse - he could not wipe away the terrible memory of our past. His act could not erase the horrors we committed.

(High Overlord Saurfang pauses)

Saurfang: The winter after the curse was lifted, hundreds of veteran orcs like me were lost to despair. Our minds were finally free, yes ... Free to relive all of the unthinkable acts that we had performed under the Legion's influence.

(High Overlord Saurfang nods.)

Saurfang: I think it was the sounds of the draenei children that unnerved most of them ... You never forget ... Have you ever been to Jaggedswine Farm? When the swine are of age for the slaughter ... It's that sound. The sound of the swine being killed ... It resonates the loudest. Those are hard times for us older veterans.

Garrosh: But surely you cannot think that those children were born into innocence? They would have grown up and taken arms against us!

(High Overlord Saurfang shakes his head)

Saurfang: I am not speaking solely of the children of our enemies ...

(High Overlord Saurfang pauses)

Saurfang: I won't let you take us down that dark path again, young Hellscream. I'll kill you myself before that day comes ...

Garrosh: How have you managed to survive for so long, Saurfang? Not fallen victim to your own memories?

Saurfang: I don't eat pork ...

(High Overlord Saurfang spits.)

Saurfang is the greatest Orc that ever lived.

Kommentar von 442859

Saurfang is Chuck Norris's orc main

Kommentar von 258919

Saurfang can simply walk into Mordor.

Kommentar von Grandine

Saurfang once went to the DC Universe and Cleaved everyone there except Batman, who he had a three hour conversation with and realized that like him Batman knew everything, planned every thing, and could kill anyone in the DC and Marvel universes... Varok realized that he would never have to waste his time going back to Gotham because Bruce has that !@#$ in check...except maybe the fact that Alfred prepares the best Alliance meat nine-course banquets.

Kommentar von 301506

Only 1 person (currently dead) could have killed Saurfang. That is http://www.wowwiki.com/Broxigar. Broxigar would cleave Saurfang's cleave.

Kommentar von 543619

Saurfangs stomach is the only other place The One Ring can be destroyed..

Kommentar von tanne96

Saurfang's Cleave, and Broxigar's cleave at the same time one the same mob = total anihilation...

The cleaves from both sides would destroy the very existence of that mob and send a shockwave of cleaves at infinte range in all directions, making blizz forced to reshape the world.

It would make the one ring to break, stratholme to be purged ( in the past ) and making every gnome into , it would kill every night elf ( in the past ) making them not to do any mistakes, and thus interrupting them from blowing up the world twice and releasing illidan.
Sargearas would pick another world to invade. Hogger would be reborn ( invulnerable? ) and have 665 hp in the next life. Arthas would have /suicided because he wanted an afterlife.

Kommentar von 178172

In reality, Metzen is merely Saurfang in a full body suit. If you look close enough, you may be able to see the zipper just before you get cleaved.

Kommentar von 571648

For every cleave that you get from Saurfang, an organ of your body fails and someone of your family dies, also, the cleave opens a interdimensional void hole that destroys the world...in 0.5 seconds...

Kommentar von 587948

Ill tell you why Saurfang is so incredible.

High Overlord Saurfang says: I don't eat pork...

Kommentar von 421112

To be truthful everyone should know he's just a icon not invincible.
Just to point a few things out i seen many test on his rage it does not spam, he takes like 4-8 seconds with an emote then does the rage it has a cool down like a few secs, the damage is mitigated by damage reduction and absorption effects.
Hits 3.5k on a ret pally, the math for a tank isn't hard to figure out.

Mortal strike hit at least 8-11k on tanks can be avoided... A lot.

His cleave only for 1-2k more then his melee attack.

Whirlwind for 15 seconds does damage every 3 seconds not much either.

Has 2.3m that's less than city leaders, that can be dpsed down pretty fast.

aside from the abilities he's a pretty cool guy that gained fame in the might of kalimdor. I'm just posting this to point his true mechanics aside from jokes.
Edit. And why was i down rated for saying his game mechanics is not invincible? is that what people have resort to these days?

Hochfürst Saurfang

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