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评论来自
Xanik
I love how this guy is always screaming at the fruit vendor. :D
评论来自
cyborg99
Anyone think it's hilarious that the fruit vendor he's screaming at is an old woman, yet he says "Does this fruit vendor not value his life? YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME FRUIT VENDOR!!"?
评论来自
Kierstal
Does anyone know what Blizz is referencing with this guy? Most of the time funny stuff like this was influenced by the real world in some way, so what's this guy's story?
评论来自
Kattla
Note that he yells "his life" thats means its gotta be a male hes screaming at. and not the old woman
评论来自
88807
"IF WAR IS WHAT YOU WANT, WAR IS WHAT YOU SHALL GET, FRUIT VENDOR!"
评论来自
Chucknorris
Just in case someone doesn't know who the fruit vendor is.
https://www.cuckhead.com/wotlk/npc=19223
评论来自
55952
"Does the fruit vendor think that I am blind? Do they think I wouldn't see his ogre reinforcement?"
评论来自
82223
He usually yells at the fruit vendor, but he also whispers at bystanders if you're close enough:
"HA! The fruit vendor must be scared for his life. He's enlisted support. Well two can play that game."
评论来自
97145
Obviously: Threadstrong = Headstrong, and that's really all that you need to know about him.
评论来自
18741
THE THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE ORC ARMY DESCEND UPON YOU FRUIT VENDOR. OUR ORC SHOULDERS SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN!
MUHAHAHAHA!
评论来自
gwiz665
She must be an old fling. Hell hath no fury that leatherworking supplier scorned.
评论来自
Yarthort
He also claims that the Fruit Vendor has an Ogre Army.
评论来自
Beetroot
try yelling: "Threadstrong! The thousand orc armies have arrived, and are at your command to destroy the fruit vendor!" the response in general/trade is quite overwhelming...
评论来自
Dubbill
Cro Amstrong says: That ogre is just the first sign that war is upon us. The fruit vendor has gone too far.
评论来自
119020
He's screaming on the old lady to move away cuz he sells fruit too, look at the wagon near him fell with fruits.
评论来自
84526
"Cro Threadstrong says: Look at that! Near the fruit carts, an ogre. The fruit vendor is preparing for war..."
"Cro Threadstrong says: I feel that war is fast approaching. The fruit vendor has enlisted the help of an ogre. I shall have to enlist help as well."
评论来自
131361
FRUIT VENDER! MOVE THAT CART!
评论来自
crohnoes
Cro's Apple, an item newly discovered in the 2.4.3 PTR allows the player to crush the apple in support of Cro Threadstrong and his ongoing dispute with the fruit vendor.
评论来自
156400
'FRUIT VENDOR! Your cart is still in our way! Your time is up! You have new competition in selling fruit!'
Hmm... Seems like he wants to sell fruit now.
评论来自
137993
While i do support Cro and his war, Granny Smith is
not
the culprit! She's being framed! check it out:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=3168332440&sid=1&pageNo=1
评论来自
177918
No one noticed, the fruit vendor must be scared for "HIS" life? granny smith isnt a man
评论来自
JasperKazai
Two lines I just saw today that haven't been posted here...
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"My army has not arrived. I knew I could not trust the people I hired. We will recruit new people. We will sell these apples and our new army will crush them!"
"YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF TIME FRUIT VENDOR! NOW I WILL SELL YOUR ROTTEN FRUIT!"
评论来自
219662
Notice that the apples Cro sells are only unique to 24. Obviously a 24 reference but it seems they took the whole dialogue out and all that's left is Granny Smith going to Grok and asking where the apples went and Grok offering to smash the angry orc for smashing the apples.
But you can still buy a stack of 24 apples and smash them.
评论来自
baval
Possibly a reference to the Pushcart War
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pushcart_War
评论来自
Griffan
If you look it up, youll notice all those with the title "fruit seller" are alliance exclusive, with the excepetion of Grannie smith, who is freindly to both. Perhaps This is a secret society motivated by the old king Llane Wyrnn's assaniation, a secret society of neophytes seeking to strike back at the very heart of the race Llane trusted with his life, and ended up giving it to his most trusted,dying by her hand? Maybe "grannie smith" is just a sweet code name for an old women, seeming so innocent yet truly so sinister, that is going undercover in the most unlikely place to keep here disguise up? And what if Cro
knows
of this plot, seeking to strike back before they society tries to extract revenge, explaining the ogre guard grannie smith is using to protect her from a scene that could blow her cover? Or, on the other hand, perhaps grannie smith is a poor old lady who lost everything in outland and is just trying to make a living off of some fruit that is being cruely crushed by an overzealous orc with anger issues? the decision is up to you.
评论来自
Thottbot
This guy does not like the fruit vendor.
评论来自
Thottbot
"Does this fruit vendor not value his life? YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME FRUIT VENDOR!"
Someone owe some money?
评论来自
Thottbot
Is this guy quoting a movie? It sounds familiar.
评论来自
Thottbot
HA! I CRUSHED AN APPLE, FRUIT VENDOR! IT WILL NOT BE THE LAST ONE!
评论来自
Thottbot
FRUIT VENDOR! Your cart is still in our way! We will give you one more hour to move it from our area. Do not test our patience anymore!
评论来自
Thottbot
quite possibly one of the funniest npc's in the game, always a pleasure to go to shat and see his threats to the fruit vendor.
评论来自
Thottbot
The fruit vendor is, you may notice, an old lady...named Granny Smith.
评论来自
Thottbot
Poor Granny Smith... what does this evil looking orc have against her anyway?
评论来自
Thottbot
Why can't he give her a break from time to time? She is an old worn woman who probably has a loss of hearing.
That, and would you really make some 80 year old chick move a huge cart full of fruit on her own? She probably moved that there when she was 19 and in her prime.
Ahh well, still fun to see the guy shout out his death threats to her. Always brings a smile to my face
:)
评论来自
Thottbot
Haha, If you find Granny Smith, you'll notice her saying "I swear I had more apples around here.." Those apples are stuck infront of Cro.
评论来自
Thottbot
My best bet is that it would be a blizz inside joke for the people at the company but maybe not who really knows for sure.
评论来自
Thottbot
hahaha, this guy says some rly funny stuff, you can normally hear it from the scryers bank, its great : D
评论来自
Thottbot
HAHA! And I thought there was some sort of quest associated with this, perhaps a quest to settle thier dispute, protec tthe old hag, or move the cart or something along the lines of seperate horde and alliance quests. Perhaps horde side you would get paid to "deal with" the old bag, hahah, THAT would be too funny!
GG Blizz for amusement.
评论来自
Thottbot
Im supprised that the granny dosnt kick his ass =P, cros lvl 62 grannys lvl 65 she may be old but she could probly still kick some ass.
评论来自
Thottbot
Lower City, Shat - 67,68
评论来自
Thottbot
"YOUR OGRE DOESN'T SCARE ME, FRUIT VENDOR! MY ARMY IS ON ITS WAY!"
Some new threats as of 2.2
Makes you wonder what his army is. A bunch of cranky crop-destroying insects?
评论来自
Thottbot
Aww.. everyone is mean to the poor orc.. Don't worry Cro, I'm on your side.. Kill the granny!
评论来自
Thottbot
quite possibly one of the greatest things in the game. This guy should have his own fan club.
"if a war is what you want, a war is what you will get. fruit vendor!"
评论来自
Thottbot
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED FRUIT VENDOR! I KNOW ABOUT YOUR OGRE ARMY!
评论来自
Thottbot
actually it does say his life but he does mean the granny.
and i think he threats her because wen he talks to her she *acts* like she doesnt hear him ( and she doesnt. she says "is someone calling me") and it gets him mad so he threats her.
评论来自
Thottbot
When he says that, he's not talking about Granny Smith as Granny Smith - he's referring to her as a vendor, thus the "his".
评论来自
Thottbot
This guy definately knows the shortest distance between point A and point cool.
评论来自
Thottbot
For the sake of completeness, I thought I'd C+P all the quotes listed here in a nice lil' list:
- "DOES THIS FRUIT VENDOR NOT VALUE HIS LIFE? YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME FRUIT VENDOR!"
- "HA! I CRUSHED AN APPLE, FRUIT VENDOR! IT WILL NOT BE THE LAST ONE!"
- "FRUIT VENDOR! YOUR CART IS STILL IN OUR WAY! WE WILL GIVE YOU ONE MORE HOUR TO MOVE IT FROM OUR AREA. DO NOT TEST OUR PATIENCE ANYMORE!"
- "YOUR OGRE DOESN'T SCARE ME, FRUIT VENDOR! MY ARMY IS ON ITS WAY!"
- "IF A WAR IS WHAT YOU WANT, A WAR IS WHAT YOU WILL GET. FRUIT VENDOR!"
- "YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED FRUIT VENDOR! I KNOW ABOUT YOUR OGRE ARMY!"
评论来自
Thottbot
I could've swore I had more apples. Grok!
It was dat angry orc. He smushed dem! Want Grok to smush him?
评论来自
Thottbot
Cro = orc backwards.
评论来自
Thottbot
They need to add a rare ogre into the
mobs in Zangarmarsh named Macintosh or
fugi, That'd be freaking priceless. ^-^
评论来自
Thottbot
YOU ARE ALL FOOLS! SHE HAS AN OGRE ARMY, ONE DAY YOU WILL ALL BOW TO HER MIGHT!
评论来自
Thottbot
there should be a quest for these characters!
评论来自
Thottbot
Cro is my fave NPC in the game, everytime I see him screaming at the fruit vendor I smile. :D I wish there were some sort of quest chain where you could ally yourself with him or Granny and get some little trinket that, like, made apples to eat or something useless like that. :D
评论来自
Thottbot
I actually heard this from outside the city today. Kind of surprised me, as I had previously not known this guy existed.
评论来自
Thottbot
I love this guy. He seems to always yell something right after I hearth to Shatt.
评论来自
Allakhazam
why does he have to be so rude to the poor fruit vendor? ;<
评论来自
Allakhazam
.................
this guys just stupid
评论来自
Allakhazam
Where the heck is the fruit vendor though? I can never find the guy.
评论来自
Allakhazam
because she's an inconsiderate little not who thinks she can leave her crap lying around anywhere.. that's why.
I hope he crushes much more than just that one apple.
-Nah-
评论来自
Allakhazam
he always refers to the fruit vendor as a guy, but the only fruit vendor i see is granny smith.. who isnt a guy. maybe hes delusional.
and what of this ogre army, and his own army which is apparently on its way? lol
评论来自
Allakhazam
THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST
i <3 him
评论来自
Allakhazam
He gotta have something aganst the fruitvendor..
评论来自
Allakhazam
Her HUGE cart is parked RIGHT in their stall! They are shoved right over to the side! Jump on the apples, FOR JUSTICE~!
评论来自
Allakhazam
SAVE THE FRUIT VENDOR
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克鲁·粗线 <制皮供应商>
这个 NPC 能在这些地区找到:
沙塔斯城
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