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评论来自
MattHock
Must be some bored NPCs out there...
评论来自
Vigg
Is it sad that I now want to read the whole book?
评论来自
Shot
I love how it stacks in 5s! Can carry a whole library and go around as a romance book seller on a RP realm
评论来自
43897
Pickpocketed this from the Firewing Courier from the Investigating Tuurem quest
https://www.cuckhead.com/wotlk/quest=9990
评论来自
60385
Such a nerdy book...
"Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor."
评论来自
9259
they should add a Proffession to write books, creaking your own custom item book that you could sell. If enough People liked it, you could sell it to a "publisher" and people could go to in-game bookstores and buy it off a vendor!
评论来自
GodofPudding12Q
Pickpocketed this off of an alliance Wing Commander in AV. I second the motion for a part 2!
评论来自
76169
i like how they mention "melting her frost armor spell" that was funny
评论来自
39249
Blizzard trying to be funny again!
评论来自
73633
<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot.>
Just lol :D
评论来自
Tyrsenus
"Oh c'mon baby, I've got Blessing of Protection on!"
评论来自
85555
Alright WoW erotica, I smell a porn spoof and it smells funny.
评论来自
TheOnyx
"It was at that time that Marcus put on his robe and wizard hat."
评论来自
68102_
I hope Marcus doesn't go OOM or get's aflicted w/ "searing pain" after this encounter...
...can't wait for the next part.
评论来自
67975
i can see the crazy cat lady in elwynn having one of these
评论来自
Surface
WTB moreeee Blizz!
评论来自
95764
"The reward is not negotiable!"
xD
评论来自
133819
i think it is time to get my funk on (^_^)... it might be better if thay came out with the nexed chapter. then i can know how to be romatic lol
评论来自
86477
oh man this book sounds great- lol
评论来自
143711
The first one I got was from a female blood elf that was alone just sitting guarding a quest object. That was pretty funny.
评论来自
143711
Also notice that the highest pick-pocketing rate is from a priest.
评论来自
56833
Well, actually, I did write a story based on this item. If you are interested, you can read it. But for obvious reasons, I can't really post it here.
If you want to, you could mail me, and I could provide a link to it. My mail address is in my profile.
Edit: Moderators, if you think this comments breaks the rules, feel free to remove it. I realize it's a borderline case at best.
评论来自
161985
I just noticed that this book put into the "Junk" catigory. I dont think this is junk it seems like a veary good way to pass the time when your waiting for something such as party members,raid groups,events,etc.Also i would veary much like to read the rest of this book seems quite interesting ;) All im saying is Blizzard needs to make a book catigory for some items...
评论来自
Martia
This PROVES that
General Marcus Jonathan
moonlighted as a romance novel cover model before his military career took off. I'm guessing lots of Scottish historical romances due to his flowing auburn hair.
评论来自
160193
Surprising that I can't find any NPC in game with the name Nahni. But on second thought, is that a japanese word for saying "what?"
Either way, yeah, hopefully the WOTLK will have part 2, or at least let us read on more from there.
评论来自
176950
i wanna read hole book 2 lol
评论来自
Ruffy
A rogues dairy, All pages are blank. lots of these books, once i found a research novel at dalaran, the little campsite. like 10 pages, quite funny this game, when you think you have explored it all, there is so much you havnt found yet. Got to be worth a lot on RP realms.
评论来自
dinnerbone
The sequel has arrived!
https://www.cuckhead.com/wotlk/item=37467
Edit:
And the next one!
评论来自
195229
Someone made a movie about this...
评论来自
207498
pickpocketed from the king of Iron forge... made me laugh so hard.
评论来自
Kirana
It's too bad it stacks. It would make a good Winter's Veil gift.
评论来自
Dayon
My Warrior carries this book around with him. ;D
评论来自
277523
I just sold 5 of these (from leveling lock picking by pick pocketing these lock boxes).
No joke, for some reason people really want this crap... I sold them from 5g-12g.
Give it a shot lol.
评论来自
devvvour
Almost half drop rate from Cultist Necrolytes...
Yeah, Scourge got feelings too!
评论来自
258919
Numerous NPCs such as the blood elf leader get bored in their spare time and decide to satisfy their...well.
Anyways, this is why most 8 year olds become rogues.
评论来自
281586
"Dude what's up with this novel anyway!"
"What ya mean?"
"It's a no good lowly and very boring love novel that repeats itself all over again, problely stolen by some Horny Blood elf!"
"..."
评论来自
Yakeshi
"I promise I won't
'do it from behind!'
Just because I'm a Rogue, you automatically assume that I want to
...you know...
you? You disgust me... Oh. No wait! I didn't mean it like that!"
Just an example of how being a smart-ass Rogue can earn you a night by yourself
>.<
评论来自
313952
"C'mon baby! I got blessing of protection on!"
Nice! Another Illegal Danish fan! I myself have been one of the few going ARCANITE REAPER! HOOOO! on the new "Bloodied Arcanite Reaper" item :)
评论来自
dreadblood
is nahni a gnome? it says that he "pressed himself against her
dimutive
form"
评论来自
Sincerity
Not one person posted it? Thank the Titans for WowWiki:
As Nahni glided up, the grizzled warrior gave her a hard stare. "I suppose you're here to collect the reward for killing those murlocs?"
Her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at his side. "That depends on what the reward is, Marcus." She twirled her hair playfully, pretending not to notice how he shifted uncomfortably in her presence. "I may not want it."
Marcus stepped toward her, bristling with a mixture of fear and anger. "The reward is not negotiable!" He paused for a moment while gathering his nerve, and pressed himself against her diminutive form. Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor.
"So, is there another step to this quest?" she teased, her eyes glittering with excitement.
<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot>
评论来自
380112
You know, I RP on Wow...and my one toon Tresha is an author. These books are unfinished, and when using GHI...I shall finish them!
评论来自
324329
Why on earth would
Janice Barov
have this book? Seriously... 25% of pick pocketing it from her..
评论来自
329285
As Nahni glided up, the grizzled warrior gave her a hard stare. "I suppose you're here to collect the reward for killing those murlocs?"
Her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at his side. "That depends on what the reward is, Marcus." She twirled her hair playfully, pretending not to notice how he shifted uncomfortably in her presence. "I may not want it."
Marcus stepped toward her, bristling with a mixture of fear and anger. "The reward is not negotiable!" He paused for a moment while gathering his nerve, and pressed himself against her diminutive form.
Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor.
"So, is there another step to this quest?" she teased, her eyes glittering with excitement.
<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot>
Rofl, get it? STEAMY!
delicious
评论来自
428051
If you happen to find this book, throw it on AH, I sold my copy for 100G last night, just put it on as a joke.
评论来自
448684
to bad none had demonskin or felarmor.
it would be much more fun XD
评论来自
448684
does this book have some kind of lvl 60 req?
评论来自
314933
Parts
Two
and
Three
! To make it easier to find them.
评论来自
541007
my first reation to seeing that you could pickpocket it from cheif engineer lorthandor, i was like,uuuuuuuuuuh......? but then i thought,well,blood elves ARE kinda dainty,so why not?book gave me chills,other two are even better1:D
评论来自
351764
Oh yeah... Frost armor is hawtt... uhh, i mean...
评论来自
Allakhazam
Does it have text in it as well? Like the Exotic Cookbook?
评论来自
Allakhazam
Pickpocketed mine off a named Doomwhisperer in HP.
Must be a female mob thing. ;)
Still love the <This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot.> That's the best part of the book.
评论来自
Allakhazam
When people ask me why I like WoW so much, it's because of little things like this. Yes, it's good gameplay, a great story, and a worldwide community of (usually) fun people. But most of all, the developers had FUN making this game, and gems like this make my day. I've only found 'em off of Blood Elves (male and female), but every time I pickpocketed one, I mailed/gave it to a friend who'd never seen it before. Every one of them has laughed, harder than when I gave 'em the cookbooks. I love being a Rogue!
评论来自
Allakhazam
Apparently, this is the most popular book besides "How to serve man"!
评论来自
Allakhazam
pickpocketed off Balinda in AV. hahahaha.
评论来自
Allakhazam
This thing is so lol.
When I first picked it up, I looked throug it and thought: Thats weak, only two pages.
Then I read it - and omg that last sentence...
And still, that whole book is like a summary of the everyday life of a WoW toon.
评论来自
Allakhazam
Got one in the bank, for free!
As Nahni glided up, the grizzled warrior gave her a hard stare. "I suppose you're here to collect the reward for killing those murlocs?"
Her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at his side. "That depends on what the reward is, Marcus." She twirled her hair playfully, pretending not to notice how he shifted uncomfortably in her presence. "I may not want it."
Marcus stepped towards her, bristling with a mixture of fear and anger. "The reward is not negotiable!" He paused for a moment while gathering his nerve, and pressed himself against her dimutive form. Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor.
"So, is there another step to this quest?" she teased, her eyes glittering with excitement.
<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot.>
评论来自
Allakhazam
To bad you can only get it with pickpocketing :(
评论来自
Allakhazam
Ah, the gems they have in WoW....Definately some good comedy there. XD
评论来自
Allakhazam
I laughed so hard when i saw this.
----------------------------------------------
"I just bought the oil refinery downtown."
"well it explains why your so refined"
"Yeah and so oily!" ☺
评论来自
Allakhazam
Kinky.
评论来自
Allakhazam
Pickpocketed mine off a Sunfury Geologist (a male blood elf, lol!) in Netherstorm. Hilarious!
评论来自
Allakhazam
I am looking to buy one (or a few of these) on the Asuremyst Server. Please Mail or PST Sellyssia if you have one!
评论来自
Allakhazam
I've been grinding the Zaaxis guys at 30,76 in netherstorm for a few hours and I've pickpocketed about 20 of these books. For genderless ethereals, they sure are a horny bunch.
评论来自
Thottbot
Guess it gets lonely in the bunker, eh Balinda?
评论来自
Thottbot
This dropped off of a Lieutenant in AV... seems to be a new junk drop or something.
评论来自
Thottbot
First page:
{ As Nahni glided up, the grizzled warrior gave her a hard stare. "I suppose you're here to collect the reward for killing those murlocs?"
Her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at his side. "That depends on what the reward is, Marcus." She twirled her hair playfully, pretending not to notice how he shifted uncomfortably in her presence. "I may not want it." }
Second page:
{ Marcus stepped towards her, bristling with a mixture of fear and anger. "The reward is not negotiable!" He paused for a moment while gathering his nerve, and pressed himself against her dimutive form. Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor.
"So, is there another step to this quest?" she teased, her eyes glittering with excitement.
<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot.> }
...I think I <3 you, Blizzard.
评论来自
Thottbot
sold at AH for 60s/ea
:p
评论来自
Thottbot
I pickpocketed one only to find somebody saying they'd pay 5g for one on gen chat a few minutes later.
Profit!
评论来自
Thottbot
I've been looking for one to send as a gift to my husband for awhile now and havent found any. Except that one guy in trade channel asking for 20g for it.. yeah right.
评论来自
Thottbot
total pwnage! i hope Blizz will make more of those books xD
评论来自
Thottbot
Soon they might make it in IRL and ship to the rest of the world? XD
I need this book.
评论来自
Thottbot
I pickpocketed it&almost; died from laughter when I read it.
Just... wow.
评论来自
Thottbot
go here to hear the story read by a hot sexy voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUYZh__dKy8
评论来自
Thottbot
So I definitely picked one of these up as a roleplaying prop for my low-level rogue. Definitely worth a laugh!
评论来自
Thottbot
Ha! My wife was Sr. Editor at Harlequin Romances....and a published author of this stuff.
Chicks seem to like porn too, just a little different emphasis.
评论来自
Thottbot
nope its a grey... think about it
评论来自
Thottbot
um...what? im not sure whats wrong with this person....uhh...
but anyway this novel thing is hilarious. i mean look at the description walla balla bing bong *!@#$
评论来自
Thottbot
Where is the easiest place to get them?
评论来自
Thottbot
A testament to Blizz's creativity, thank you! And yeah I sell them on AH but for cheap, just to get them out there. Everyone should read HaHA. See also
An Exotic Cookbook
评论来自
Thottbot
Haven't seen this drop from a kill.
But playing my friends rogue, I have gotten stacks upon stacks of them pickpocketing the obviously lonely blood elves.
评论来自
Thottbot
I want this book. and the continuation. It's exciting.
评论来自
Thottbot
<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot.>
xD
评论来自
Thottbot
I can see why the lonely fellows would be carrying this.
评论来自
Thottbot
the story continues...
So, is there another step to this quest?" she teased, her eyes glittering with excitement. Marcus raised his eyebrows, and put up an amused smile.
"Not really," he replied casually. He unexpectedly and rudely placed his hand in between their embrace, and shoved Nahti onto a bewildered chicken. Offended, she stood up off of the dying poultry, brushed herself off, and stormed after him into the blacksmith.
"What in Elune was that for?" she demanded, frightening a nearby dwarf. The innocent little man scattered out of the blacksmith, popping Stoneform for extra safety.
Marcus looked up to pause his forging of silver bars, then, still wearing the smile Nahti wanted to punch off, he spoke in a loud tone. "Well.. For one, you're twenty levels below me. And also.." he glared at her for extra impact, "You're not even that pretty."
As he chuckled softly to himself, Nahti imagined herself in a shattered mirror. Closing her gaping mouth into a teeth-grinding squeeze, she was about to walk up to her object of vengeance and smack him as hard as a night elf priest could slap a man. Stepping heavily and raising her arm.. An idea suddenly struck her like a Chain Lightning.
Laying her appendage back by her side, she backed away, and out of the blue, she proposed a duel. Marcus froze where he stood, and after a couple of hard blinks, he stood up and eyed her with pursed lips and raised eyebrows. Nahni, as a response, playfully cocked her head to the side and smiled. Shrugging, Marcus put away his ore, drew his gleaming sword, and in 3.. 2.. 1..
Nahti started casting a spell as Marcus realized he was too close to Charge her. Backing away, he was about to leap towards her and slash her side..
But she caught him with mind Control! Amused with her new "pet", Nahti beckoned him closer.. and closer.. and close enough..
Marcus burst out with his Insignia of the Alliance!Disoriented by the experience, he caught hold on the world and looked up, only to find his opponent fleeing toward the inn. Unknowing of what she was doing, Marcus followed, calling after her. "Hey, where are you going? The duel is this way! Come back!"
Walking slowly into the inn, Nahti straightened her robe and fluffed her long hair. Marcus took a moment to lean his sword on a chair, then caught up and started walking beside her. "Nahti, what are you doing? You just ran from a duel, do you know what the priests back at Darnassus would say? You should have just fought to the end.." As Marcus went on, the two began climbing the set of stairs.
"..and Mind Control, how pitiful, and dishonorably chosen, how could you use such a cheap spell.." Slightly grinning, Nahti kept her pride to herself, and Marcus went on with his chatter. "You had Mind Blast, Mind Flay, Mind.. other things, and you choose the most cowardly of them all. You also had a wide choice of other spells.."
Reaching the top of the staircase, Nahti led her prey into a well-furnished room. Not noting where he was going, Marcus walked into the room and stood at the bedside, enveloped in his talking. Nahti closed the door, took out the key, stuck it in the hole, turned it in place..
Marcus realized the moment he heard the click. Sliding the key into some hidden pocket in her robe, Nahti turned around and smiled at him with a face full of passion and intent. Marcus stood still and frowned with a serious face. "Nahti, what are you doing? Open the door." Keeping the same lustful look, she unhooking her small mace. "Open the door. Nahti, stop kidding around. This isn't a joke!"
Nahti walked toward the bed, and Marcus jumped toward the door, struggling with the doorknob. "Nahti, stop this and give me the key!" he commanded, shaking the handle. Looking back at her, he saw her laying the mace on the bed, and she started unlatching her bracers.
Marcus had nothing to do to escape. He stupidly left his weapon downstairs, and he didn't want to risk breaking his knuckles punching through the door. Rushing a few more ideas through his head then realizing he had nothing left to do, he turned around to plead once more. Nahti was right beside him, and struck a finger out at his lips. Wearing nothing but her underclothing, she outstretched her other smooth arm and lay her warm palm on his tense hands, still gripping the doorknob.
Staring into eachother's eyes, Marcus' frowning expression whispered, "No, no, no," while Nahti's fiery gaze said, "Yes, yes, yes!"
His mind going blank and his thoughts closing up, Marcus abandoned his stiffness and relaxed his tight hold on the door handle, moved his hand onto Nahti's waiting slim waist, leaned toward his lover...
评论来自
Thottbot
Marcus then dropped his pants..
all i can see in this is rape.
评论来自
Thottbot
lol wow
评论来自
Thottbot
is it me or has the drop rate been reduced? :S
i want to get the item as a christmas pressie for my friend, and i've been killing firewings for several hours now but none of them had dropped it so far..
评论来自
Thottbot
good idea, thanks :)
评论来自
Thottbot
She raped him! O.o Or of course he was playing hardball:)
评论来自
Thottbot
Everyone knows night elves are too stupid to learn frost armour, it's what comes with the generations of 'animalistic' inbreeding.
评论来自
Thottbot
"C'mon baby! i've got Blessing of Protection on!"
评论来自
Thottbot
Lol, classic.
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