Dear Wowhead,
How shall I begin? I am a Dwarf of some years, and as such I share many common characteristics with the others of my race. I enjoy the finer things in life, such as wielding blunt objects, mining up choice minerals, riding on my beloved ram Thumper, and (of course) doing glorious battle with the nefarious Horde. However, some weeks ago, during an expedition into the
Nexus, I found myself suddenly smitten with the Blood Elf girl known as
Grand Magus Telestra! Woe is me, for my companions have told me that they cannot condone this relationship, and would sever our friendship if I pursued her. How can this be? I know that I am a Dwarf, and that such a relationship would be unnatural – but what am I to do? The visage of the girl in her fine festive garb haunts my memory. Truly, it was love at first sight. What shall I do, Wowhead? Shall I deny my friends and compatriots, and pursue love's desire? Or do I deny my own heart, to remain loyal to my friends?
I am eternally grateful for your assistance,
Rog'