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WoW Haiku!
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12/03/2009 à 02:50
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A long time ago, at the height of my raiding career in Burning Crusade, I sat down and wrote the following sublime piece of poetry:
Raiding DPS
I hope you are a warlock
No? GTFO
I encourage you to contribute your own to my list of WoW haiku. The standard format is 5-7-5, and the person who contributes the best one may or may not win a gold plated skateboarding whale.
Time Lost Proto-Drake
Is the dumbest name ever
At least it looks cool
The food that I eat
Determines my raid success
At least it used to
The new Titan's Grip
Penalizes my damage
I miss the old one
Windfury Weapon
Has an internal cooldown
Doing math is hard
Passive Bonuses
Like Twinks with gathering skills
Are a mixed blessing
In patch 3.1
What will my Kodo look like
When he is swimming?
The Hunter's Bear Trap
Was just another root spell
I wish it spawned bears
With defense changes
Gathering dust in the moon
My Shield Block button
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