Thief and killer, know that you stand before the Patron of Scavengers, the Lord of Thieves, the God of Garbage, Master of Minions and the Keeper of Secrets.
You stand before me in raiment worth entire kingdoms of gold, bearing weapons whose names are better known than even my most devout and renown followers.
I think now be a good time to teach you a lesson. Maybe show your high and mighty greatness what it is to be snapping in the gutters.