Zandalari Troll Allied Race Jokes and Flirts

BFA Geposted 07.02.2018 um 19:19 von perculia

Dark Iron DwarfZandalari TrollBattle for Azeroth Broadcast TextZandalari Male Jokes

How loa can you go-a?
Ha! You call DAT a ship? DIS is a ship!
Troll healers have such an easy job. All dey ever say is "Regenerate, den call me in de morning."
Psst! Can you keep a secret? I'm not a fan of dark magic. My collection of skulls and fetishes is purely decorative. Hehe!
I don't mean to brag, but we have an entire city made of gold. Dose other trolls live in huts. HUTS!
Need to name a city? Do what we do and put "Zul" in front of a random word.

Zandalari Female Jokes

What makes de Zandalari superior? Two words: good posture.
Evolution? Pfft. If you ask me, elves are a giant step backwards.
Isle of Thunder, you say? Nope, never heard of it. Next question...
Do not feel bad. To be honest, I cannot keep all dose loa straight either.
Elves? Humans? No thanks. I cannot trust any race with dat many toes.
Orcs call dose little teeth sticking out of their mouths tusks? Dat. Is. Adorable.

Zandalari Male Flirts

De ladies call me... Zanda-licious, baby!
Other guys might put you on a pedestal, but I will put you atop a pyramid.
I am en-raptored by your eyes.
Are you casting a spell? Because I have a fetish for you.
I may stand upright, but I know how to get down.
Is Krag'wa nearby? Because I want to leap into your arms.

Zandalari Female Flirts

I am a proud woman of Zandalar. I do not date slouches.
Only an insecure troll brags about the size of his tusks.
If you liked it, then you should have put a nose ring on it.
You could say I am a double threat... hexy AND sexy!
It does not take a love potion to win me over... but it couldn't hurt your chances.
We should sail away to a deserted island and... get to know each other better.

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