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评论来自
473253
I fear for the content of this novel. With Pandaren being the new race, this might become quite... ehrm... *yiff*. :|
评论来自
Uinri
As I said
about its prequel
, so shall this be the most exciting part of Mists of Pandaria.
评论来自
Deadreaver
I immediately thought about Kakashi's erotic novel -_-'
评论来自
Soulstrand
Uhhh... Not sure what to do if i ever find this in the game... I'll be horrified if i do! Depending on whats inside the novel.
评论来自
lunamoonraker
Same cover as used on
Nat Pagle's Guide to Extreme Anglin'
Perhaps a
nom de plume
...
评论来自
Dragoonman
Hot and Misty... That is so damn cheesy.
评论来自
Marali
I wonder what Marcus is up to this time.
For more of Marcus's adventures see:
一部催人泪下的言情小说
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《蓝月》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《禁断之爱》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《北地柔情》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《大号铜弹》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《狂野基情》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《牛奶情缘》
评论来自
Rosiemoon
From Wowpedia's entry, here goes the text till the client data-mines it:
Marcus galloped on his warhorse towards the remote building, bringing an almost imperceptible flush to one of the curvier guards as he passed. He dismounted and handed his reins to the ever-present stablemaster, placing one hand on her shoulder before speaking. "Kama, have you considered our last conversation?" Marcus asked, furrowing his eyebrows in mock seriousness.
Kama rolled her eyes, her pandaren markings exaggerating the movement. "I doubt my life-mate would think much of it."
Marcus let out a bellowing laugh, looking over his shoulder as he walked away, "I'd still like to meet her one day!"
The Tavern in the Mists was unusually crowded, and he pushed his way through the crowd until he stood in the shadows of a dark corner. An exotic voice purred his name, "Marcus, it is good to see you again."
Marcus smiled and squinted as his eyes adjusted to the absence of light. "Madam Goya, the pleasure is all mine." She dipped a polite bow; Marcus felt a sudden warmth as he was reminded of why the term bouncy was was often used to describe the pandaren. He bowed in kind, catching Madam Goya's hand and kissing it gently, never shifting his gaze from the hulking bodyguard standing behind her, a single scar between his watchful eyes.
"So, Marcus, can I interest you in something... special? I'm afraid the usual cannot be offered today." Marcus did not miss her emphasis on 'the usual', nor the deep regret that laced her words. Their eyes met once again and she squeezed his hand before letting go.
"If that is your will, may I see what you have to offer?" Marcus asked.
"There are several magnificent pieces of armor, a tiny companion, and even an exotic mount," Madam Goya answered, her typical playfulness quickly returning. She paused and held a hand to her chin, feigning thoughtfulness. "But my most valuable treasures are located upstairs."
Marcus's eyebrows lifted comically and his eyes widened before his expression settled into gleeful acceptance. "Until we meet again, then." Her eyes fluttered and Marcus found himself walking up the stairs of the strange tavern.
Waiting in the room at the top were two beings of such beauty that he nearly stumbled on the final step. One had long flowing hair the color of the Sunwell itself, and the other kept her ebon hair cropped short. After several long moments of wordless, lust-filled glances, a realization struck him: he was looking into the face of the enemy! He unsheathed his mighty sword, bathing the blood elves in its pulsating glow.
The elf with radiant hair spoke first. "Goodness, it looks like someone is ready for battle." She placed her hand on the tip of his sword, lowering it with gentle pressure as she crossed in front of him, always keeping her head cocked in his direction. "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?"
Marcus leaned in close, carelessly pressing the hardened steel against her. He whispered something quietly in her ear and pulled way, eagerly searching her face for a reaction.
"No. No. I won't do that... but my sister will!" the blonde giggled. The dark-haired one silently raised a single eyebrow, nodding and shrugging her delicate shoulders at the same time. With a subtle gesture, her body glowed with an intense inner fire, burning away what little clothing she wore. As Marcus's muscular arms wrapped around her, she whispered something to him. A symbol, unseen by Marcus, momentarily appeared above his head and surrounded him in a white glow. "That... that feels amazing. What did you do?" he asked.
"Fortitude, my lord. You will need it." It was then that he noticed that she was literally levitating off the ground, weightless in his arms. His mind began to spin as countless scenarios played out in his head. His strong hands began to...
<The remaining pages are shrouded in mist.>
评论来自
Ladris
Ok, question. Am I the only one to notice in the text the obvious reference to lesbian pandas? Kama is a girl, referred to as 'her'. When Marcus said about meeting the life-mate, he also refers to them as 'her'. So female with female life-mate. Lesbians. Did no one else catch this?
Personally I think it's awesome :D They need more definitive gay characters other than ones that are just way too 'friendly' with each other lol
评论来自
Archeus9
Curse you Mists!
评论来自
Ozlem
I just looted this off a Elite mob in Jade Forest
马尔泰弱智
.
OMG my favourite part is the bouncy part... so hot.
评论来自
AfterdeathLive
So the girls are the "most valuable treasures" of this business Madam Goya is running.
Wait...isn't this technically what one would call prostitution?
评论来自
1012233
Kama does exist!
The whole story makes sense if you simply go there.When you arrive at the Tavern in the Mist, right in front of you, there's a
Stable Master
there called "
Kama the Beast Tamer
" =) She's the one in the story.
Madam Goya is in the other house, instead of the Inn, and sadly the "girls" are nowhere to be found.
PS: There is however an "upstairs", and I so happen to have found a random forgotten box there with 10g^^.
评论来自
Kanoi
I'm a little disappointed they didn't go for the obvious name: "Misty Shades of Grey."
评论来自
1044996
Male humans, all the ladies dig them.
评论来自
Zaalbeth
For anyone who didn't recognise them, a couple of lines from this book are direct quotes from the Blood Elf female /flirt emotes, partly explaining their use in the text:
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?"
"No. No. I won't do that... but my sister will!"
The description of 'Bouncy' Pandaren, apart from being hilariously appropriate, is probably also a reference to the Pandaren racial
弹力轻功
.
评论来自
Shredsmore
I wonder if these will come keep coming out even though Marcus is dead now...
We think...
评论来自
Bronius
The
破雾护目镜
, they do nothing!
评论来自
Shoadowolf
Marcus is one lucky guy.
评论来自
Skullhawk13
-
Adjusts goggles on face
Oh wow, I didn't know you could even bend that way =O
评论来自
1153750
'The remaining pages are shrouded in mist.'
lol. mist? Is that what they're calling it now? sounds like the last few pages got stuck together.
评论来自
Archaix
MADAM GOYA.
评论来自
cephadex
This is really getting pretty disgusting. The earlier ones were funny, especially the banshee one, but now it's really starting to sound like some lonely nerd's fantasy.
评论来自
Worgenizer
It is also found inside a
一大箱回收物资
:)
评论来自
Nobbel
We made a video bringing the story of Marcus (steamy romance novel) to life! Was a special and fun project to work on, hope it will bring a smile on your face!
https://youtu.be/SBcMrHwqAhA?t=1m50s
评论来自
xconigmax
Here's a list of all the currently available Steamy Romance Novels in order of release:
A Steamy Romance Novel
A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love
A Steamy Romance Novel: Northern Exposure
A Steamy Romance Novel: Blue Moon
A Steamy Romance Novel: Big Brass Bombs
A Steamy Romance Novel: Hot and Misty
A Steamy Romance Novel: I'm In Love With a Robot
A Steamy Romance Novel: Savage Passions
You're welcome.
评论来自
Volleynova
TWO Female Blood Elves? =)
评论来自
DaggersEdge
Complete Steamy Romance Novel List
THE BURNING CRUSADE
一部催人泪下的言情小说
WRATH OF THE LICH KING
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《禁断之爱》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《北地柔情》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《蓝月》
CATACLYSM
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《大号铜弹》
MISTS OF PANDARIA
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《热与雾》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《机器情缘》
WARLORDS OF DRAENOR
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《狂野基情》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《机器情缘》
LEGION
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《牛奶情缘》
From
言情小说创作包
:
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《精灵的枷锁》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《活死人——夜之子》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《欲望之潮》
Write one yourself:
传承经典
BATTLE FOR AZEROTH
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
SHADOWLANDS
DRAGONFLIGHT
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨龙法师的活力》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨龙法师的活力》
Background and additional information:
Jonathan LeCraft
was a senior game designer who wrote the novels 2005-2018. The current author is a unknown.
Eric Browning
was lead prop artist who illustrated the novels from 2014-2018. They deserve some very overdue credit and recognition! Thank you for the years of smiles and laughter.
比尔·比亚莎士
and/or
弗朗西斯·赛培根
were the in-game authors of the novels.
诺亚·斯凯布森
seems to have taken over, starting with
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
.
What NPCs around Azeroth say:
杰雷米亚·西利
said that an author once stole his idea and turned it into a romance novel.
帕林教授
confesses to reading the books merely to study "the penmanship" in
尴尬的发现
and
错综复杂
.
记载者图帕
recounts a novel where Marcus romances a naga in the quest
Digging Through the Past
.
Per the book
Exploring Azeroth: The Eastern Kingdoms
, the novels are used for secret communication between the
Explorers' League
and
SI:7
. To get the title of a coded book from Bill Spearshaker who oversees a special shelf, SI:7 agents must quote the title from a Steamy Romance Novel.
Mathias Shaw
, who considers the books "potboilers", suspects that Bill does this to sell more books and because he enjoys seeing the discomfort on Shaw's face. The odd choice of code has been nonetheless successful.
扎克罗斯卡
said that he was given a novel and liked it.
Visit the book characters in-game:
蕾薇·推杆
("Big Brass Bombs")
驯兽师卡玛
("Hot and Misty")
Madam Goya
("Hot and Misty")
Mister Chu
("Hot and Misty")
拉文
("Savage Passions")
马库斯
,
坦妲·自由行者
, and
巴克斯·自由行者
("Got Milk?")
Further reading/see also:
女妖之触
布雷泽的《谜之黑皮书》
containing:
布雷泽的《德莱尼小魔女字典》
布雷泽的《我与矮人妹子有个约会》
布莱兹的《如何泡上侏儒小妞指南》
布雷泽的《人类野蛮女友驯服手册》
布雷泽的《暗夜豪放女手记》
亚麻布包裹的书籍
催人泪下的言情小说全集
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评论来自
Scalard
Actually another "romantic" adventure for Marcus. These stories are very brave additions to Blizzard. Cause every story written very carefully implied one thing of a certain aspect of sex (homosexuality, bdsm, threesome, and so on) and in the punch line, it turned to be oh you just misunderstand what we write, you naughty boy. :D I laughed very much. Also, the thing you can't just buy it from any time anywhere.
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