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Die Witze und Flirtereien der verbündeten Völker der Vulpera und Mechagnome
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07.10.2019 um 19:29
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Amüsiert euch über die neuen gedataminten Witze und Flirtereien der Vulpera und Mechagnome! Welche gefallen euch am besten?
Flirterei der weiblichen Mechagnome
No one has more junk in their trunk than me.
Just had a new oscillator installed. Care to take it for a spin?
You sure you're geared enough? Perhaps I should inspect your equipment.
Don't worry about wear and tear. I always keep some spare parts around.
Is it hot in here, or am I running low on coolant?
I hope you've got a wrench handy, because I'm in need of a tune up.
I used to be a ten, but then I upgraded to an eleven.
Witze der weiblichen Mechagnome
I like to make jokes about the elements... but only periodically.
What do you call it when two robots get into a fight? Assault and battery.
A lot of people say binary jokes aren't funny. But wait until you hear my bit!
Hey, are you wearing a wire? They're all the rage right now.
Any chance you could lend me a hand? Mine's in the shop.
When an Alliance solider yells "To arms!", my first question is "Which ones? I've got like a dozen to choose from!"
Sometimes, you just have to kick back, relax, and recharge.
Witze der männlichen Mechagnome
Electric sheep? No, I dream of explosive sheep!
I'll have you know my favorite type of music is not heavy metal. It's industrial.
Sometimes, I just feel like a cog in the machine, you know?
It takes nerves of steel to be a mechagnome. Though recently, we've switched to titanium.
Why yes, I do have a vibrate setting! Why does everyone keep asking?
Being a mechagnome is great, but have you ever met a megagnome? They're huge! At least four feet tall.
Flirterei der männlichen Mechagnome
Have you been magnetized? Because I am so attracted to you right now.
Care to see if our components are... compatible?
My eyes light up every time I see you. Come to think of it, I can't seem to turn them off, which is mildly inconvenient.
Initiating flirtation protocol.
Don't go breaking my heart. Its warranty just expired.
You really accelerate my circulation system.
Just so you know, I am fully customizable.
Witze der weiblichen Vulpera
What's a vulpera's favorite dance? The fox trot.
Never trust a sethrak merchant. Bunch of snake oil peddlers, if you ask me.
I want you to know I cherish your friendship. But if you die on me, I'm taking your stuff.
Sure, Meera's song about Dolly and Dot was catchy. But that doesn't mean all vulpera should be expected to write a jingle for our alpacas!
To survive in the dunes, you sometimes have to scavenge supplies. From other people. After you "incapacitate" them.
I'm drawing a line in the sand! Oh, I'm not mad--that's just what we did for fun back in Vol'dun.
Do you have something to tell me? Go ahead. I'm all ears.
Flirterei der weiblichen Vulpera
It's lonely chasing my own tail. How about I chase yours instead?
The worst part about sand? It gets everywhere. And I mean... everywhere.
I'm sure you think "Hey, foxy!" is a clever pick-up line. But trust me, I've heard it a million times.
You drive me crazy... crazy like a fox!
Everything has its use. I could think of a couple for you.
Are you fixin' for a vixen?
You can visit my oasis anytime.
Witze der männlichen Vulpera
Can I mix you a drink? I've got... a fireflask, ranishu stomach acid, spoiled alpaca milk, and... Hey, where are you going?
Not every vulpera makes their home in the dunes. Some become pirates on the high seas. We call them "quitters".
The vulpera are survivors. We don't give up. We don't stop. We work harder.
Never loan gold to a troll named Akunda. When you try to collect, they'll insist you gave it to a different Akunda.
I'm gonna paint my wagon. Gonna paint it good.
What's the best part about joining the Horde? We finally get revenge on Gilneas for all those fox hunts!
Vulpera generally tell the truth, though we do enjoy the occasional... tall tail.
Flirterei der männlichen Vulpera
You're so hot I'm frothing at the mouth! Hmm, or is that rabies?
I've always got a seat on my wagon for you.
Have you come to trade? Or did you have something else in mind?
I could wander the desert with you all night. We'd freeze to death, but it would be worth it.
Come a little closer. I'll tell you what the fox says.
I'll be the fox. You be the hound.
Sorry for staring, but I can't help vul-peering at you.
Dieser Beitrag ist Teil unseres Patch 8.3 Dataminings
Die Vorschau auf die Entwicklung von "Visions of N'zoth"
Die verbündeten Völker der Mechagnome und Vulpera
Die Volksfähigkeiten der Mechagnome und Vulpera
Die Tänze der Mechagnome und Vulpera
Die Witze und Fliterei der Vulpera und Mechagnome
Die Anpassungsoptionen der Vulpera und Mechagnome
Die Klassen der Vulpera und Mechagnome
Die Vulpera-Totems
Die Reittiere der Vulpera und Mechagnome
Die Traditionsrüstungen der Mechagnome und Vulpera
Die Freischaltungskriterien für die Vulpera und Mechagnome
Der Text der Rekrutierungsquest für Mechagnome
Die Traditionsrüstungen der Worgen und Goblins
Die Komplettlösung der Questreihe zur Traditionsrüstung der Worgen
Die Komplettlösung der Questreihe zur Traditionsrüstung der Goblins
Neue Traditionsrüstungen für Worgen und Goblins
Broadcasttext
Azsharas echter Plan
Tyrandes Meinung zum Ende des vierten Krieges
Das Schicksal der Führung der Verlassenen
Das Schicksal der Horde-Führung
Die Drachenschwärme in Patch 8.3
Alleria und Turalyon
Neues Geflüster von Il'gynoth
Neue Modelle und Assets
Das N'zoth-Modell
Neue Drachenmodelle für Furorion
Neue Karten
Reittiere, die an N'zoth erinnern
Neue Reittiere, Titel und Fraktionen
Karten, Szenarios, Affixe, Globalstrings
Neue Gegenstände
Neue Kreaturen - Leerendrachen, N'zoths Untergebene, Reittiere
Furorions Rucksack und das Aquir-Reittier
Die Alpaca-Reittiere
Systeme
Die offiziellen Klassenänderungen
Die Aktualisierungen am Auktionshaus
Der Affix "Corrupted"
Titangeschmiedet könnte in 8.3 ersetzt werden
Die "Titan Assaults"
Die verstörenden Visionen
Furorions legendärer Umhang
Die neuen Erfolge, Bossnamen, der Haustierdungeon in BRD
Die Klassen- & Essenzänderungen
Die neuen Azeritessenzen
Die "Corrupted" Ringe
Das Spiel mit den Dublonen der Inselexpeditionen
Der Ny'alotha-Schlachtzug
Der Ny'alotha-Abenteuerführer
Der Ny'alotha-Schlachtzug - N'zoth ist der Endboss
Die Bossliste in Ny'alotha
Die Rüstungssets in Ny'alotha
Die Schlachtzugssets in Ny'alotha
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