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The day that Deathwing came, blood rained from the skies.
I believe I was showing my motorcycle to some hot babes at the time.
After Deathwing appeared, they became quite frightened, but I only had room to rescue one of them.
Obviously, I picked the night elf.
Blood Elf Admirer says: I can die in peace, knowing that my last few moments were with Martek.
Orc Admirer says: I loved you, Martek!
Human Admirer says: I can die in peace, knowing that my last few moments were with Martek.
We rode off down the canyon, careful to avoid falling rocks.
When I reached the end of the canyon, I remembered that my motorcycle could fly.
That would have been helpful to know earlier.
I flew to the top of the pillar located just north of the canyon.
During the flight, I shared a tender moment with the grateful young night elf.

Funny thing: the blood elf admirer is male.

edit: gah, it seems that I missed the last part of the text somehow. :(

Комментарий от 310422

These were the first quests I completed after logging in 4.0.3a. I had no idea what would come when I first accepted the "listen to the story" quest, and was pleased to see a cinematic instead of having to skip 4 pages of dialogue. I'm bad at reading those kinds of quests, I admit that.

But boy'o'boy, this was the most refreshing and epic quest chain I've seen for a while. It was so much fun :D I don't even know which story I liked the best, especially the gnome and the orc ones were so much fun. This was great, I really thank Blizzard for this :)

Комментарий от 178814

This quest is obviously a reference to how my everyday life goes.

Комментарий от 44621

Blood Elf is a male. Figures.

Комментарий от 604508

epic quest lol

Комментарий от Tenjen

best part is the ending. No spoilers XD

Комментарий от Cubedout

Obviously I chose the blood elf

Комментарий от minaiu

I chose the blood elf too. Because she was obviously the hottest. Period!

Комментарий от 711560

I believe the joke here is that the Orc, having no real sense, has no idea that the BE he imagined is a male.

Комментарий от Shada

During the final confrontation with Illidan, Maiev had our backs.

During the final confrontation with Arthas, Tirion had our backs.

When the time comes to face down Deathwing the Destroyer, Aspect of Death...I want these guys at my side.

Make it happen, Blizz.

Комментарий от 494733

Yes he does have a "tender moment" even if you choose the male belf:

"During the flight, I shared a tender moment with the strapping blood elf."

Комментарий от JuanK

Bloodelf = hot babe
lol
Priceless

Комментарий от Fizzledark

What Really Happened:
Tholdurin(T): "It'd Deathwing! I gotta punch him in the face!"
Lucien(L): "I'll catch him in the clouds!"
Martek(M): "Don't forget the babes, the babes! Gotta save them!"
T: "Oh wait. I still have a gold coin in my bag! Drinks on me!"
L: "Agreed."
M: "Completely."

Комментарий от GeneralRhinox

Haha! That Blood Elf Guy had some fun with my orc! ^_~

Awesome quest line. Aside from the flying motorcycle, I liked how The Gnomelette prior to this grew up, reached into the sun and grabbed Deathwing before throwing him to Kalimdor.

Комментарий от 261514

hey guys can we stop it with the "well obviously it's a lolmalebelfs joke" and maybe consider the fact that the orc is in fact bisexual? thanks

Комментарий от 718482

i just did this quest line and it was just such a great laugh.

my favorite might be this one due to the interruptions by Theldurin and Lucien.

All in all one of the best quest lines ever..

I do like wrathgate one i suggest everyone who gets to that level does it, its just so win.

Комментарий от 316084

The blood elf is indeed a dude, and it is a jab at the effeminacy/perceived homosexuality of male blood elves. The orc does indeed know that that's a guy; he calls him "strapping," which I've never heard used to describe women. And if you so choose to save the blood elf, he asks "Going my way?"

Whatever floats your boat, or flying motorcycle, as it were.

Комментарий от 555720

Other new quests involving NPC's mistaking male blood elves for women:
Пропавший юноша
Не оставим местных жителей в беде

Комментарий от Iconoclast

This is the best quest line in WoW, very lulzy.

Комментарий от Apricot

Happened to notice Deathwing's gear score: 314,910.

Комментарий от Teelie

Most epic quest ever, I haven't ever shed a tear from laughing in WoW but this was damn well close to. Of course I chose the blood elf... Which resulted in "During the flight, I shared a tender moment with the strapping blood elf." Hahaha - man this expansion rocks!

Комментарий от Koviko

The only way the male blood elf could have been funnier is if it was a level 19 rogue. ;)

If you didn't get it, you'll get it in a second.

Комментарий от 713111

Red sky, flying motorcycle, kinda reminds me of Meatloaf's Bat Out Of Hell album cover
http://www.amiright.com/album-covers/meat-loaf-bat-out-of-hell-parodies/

Комментарий от RaZZoR

as reward pick Martek's Knife if you wanna win Deathwing in a duel or...
pick Theldurin's Fist if you wanna break rocks and faces or...
pick Tosselwrench's Shrinker, like me, for the lulz.

Комментарий от Hobgoblin

LOL'D AT THE MALE BLOOD ELF ADMIRER

I LOVE YOU, BLIZZARD

Комментарий от Izithel

But if you where to safe him you'd be upsetting the balance of nature again!

Комментарий от 355455

LOL at all the threatened fanboys trying to explain away Martek's obvious bisexuality. Guys, he knows the Blood Elf's male. He calls him "strapping", which is an adjective no one ever uses to describe women. The orc's not dumb, people. He just bats for both teams.

Комментарий от 261514

Does anyone know what he calls the orc, human, and night elf women? I know he refers to the blood elf as "strapping", and I think the orc was "grateful" but I'm not sure.

Комментарий от JadedWisdom

LOL I dunno if anyone noticed, but his license plate says "Pwn." I want it :D

Комментарий от asloversgo

"When I reached the end of the canyon, I remembered that my motorcycle could fly.
That would've been helpful earlier."

Комментарий от 620453

I don't know why, but when Martek is on his bike during the quest hes wielding Doomhammer!
Have you guys seen this?
Just take a closer look.

nvm, I'll just upload a pic.

Комментарий от 662504

All 3 dudes used to be Badlands quest givers pre Cata.
Not sure about the Orc, but I remember the gnome had some alchemy quest and the dwarf was inolved in a long Arathi Highlands quest chain that I used to like a lot.
I'm glad they not only survived the Cataclysm, they also punched Deathwing in the face, kicked him across the ocean and saved some babes.

(edit for typos)

Комментарий от HaddonEast

My God, all that crapp above, would some one actualy like to give some advice about the dam quest (Which is what this page is sposed to be for) Like,,,, How the hell do you get up to Deathwing?

Комментарий от 668746

I don't think that anyone's noticed that his name changes from "Martek the Exiled" to "Martek the Awesome" while in phase; you can see it when you click his model on the bike.

Комментарий от Mormolyce

But.. but... what REALLY happened the day that Deathwing came!

Комментарий от 812798

Use this quest to discover the whole of the Badlands. While you're massively enlarged, it's easy to walk around and get the achievement and xp!

Комментарий от 163020

Yey! A bisexual character.

Комментарий от 812974

What male Blood elf?

Комментарий от Yutrippin

Hm...so the title could be a double entendre. I mean, look at the shape of the indentation in the land, coupled with the placement of the two plateaus on either side of it...and then the location of the Dragon's Mouth...

Oh, Blizzard. You so dirty.

Комментарий от Macree

Quit possibly one of the most amusing quests in the game...thoroughly enjoyed this one! Too bad you can't catch up with them again for a followup story....

I did manage to find a way to unite the Alliance and the Horde....send bikini clad babes to keep the peace with the other faction....

Комментарий от 146544

Drug testing should be mandatory for such quests like this and the 2 quests it follows. The little guy bunching one time only to Rolling Rock / Stone guys was a grinding waste. The Gnome too big for his britches, having, " LOOK HOW BIG I AM" attitude. First 3 clouds, I was bunching #1 and # 2 so much, that I wondered whether I was hitting anything there, moved out of the valley then clouds started appearing got the last 2 clouds an seeing them. The Orc on his ROD, the comments were so sexually oriented that I almost missed the fight he had which was way too short, he won. But the Red Rubber Ball in the sky, was nothing more than these quests are at an end. I hope I was helpful, but that was what happened to my Rogue-Combative-level 51. Level up!

Комментарий от nashwa1

This questline needs to be a daily.

Комментарий от NissaR

Loved this one! Just happened to come across it during Midsummer Festival, I love how Blizz also takes the mickey out of male BE for being, well, rather more feminine like than other male races. The questline with Johnny Awesme was great too. Worth doing this questline just for the LOL's.

Комментарий от ullsokken

I picked the blood elf man admirer, "You got room for one more, sugar?" -"Hop in, baby"
HAHAHAH.. Looks like the blood elf isn't the only one racing on the other side..

Комментарий от linkhyrule

Blizzard, Blizzard, Blizzard. Why must you add more fuel to the already burning fire about male Blood Elves. Its bad enough this game is filled with homophobes as it is.

Комментарий от 439368

I believe the joke here is that the Orc, having no real sense, has no idea that the BE he imagined is a male.

Just decided to do the Quest-line with an "Alt" and chose the "Night Elf" instead this time.

instead of "During the flight, I shared a tender moment with the strapping blood elf." he said " During the flight, I shared a tender moment with the grateful young Night Elf""

Since "Stapping" usually does apply to males, I believe that Martek (Quest Giver) in fact did know that the Bloodelf was Male.

Комментарий от 733706

No one really mentioned the actual mechanics of how to do the quest, I suppose because its so simple-you just do what the narrative suggests-pick a partner, ride to the end of the canyon (trying to avoid the falling rocks) and fly to the top of the pillar where Deathwing is. You can see his icon on the mini-map.

If you get up there and nothing happens, get closer to Deathwing, the narrative will continue. You just sit back and watch.

Комментарий от Felpuppy

People need to just give in and let it go. The orc's bi. Get over it. (The fact that he calls the blood elf "strapping" is proof he knows the elf's a boy. You don't use "strapping" for girls.) Jeez, people. Let the GLBT community have their moment. God knows they don't get many in this game.

Комментарий от Daedralia

But boy'o'boy, this was the most refreshing and epic quest chain I've seen for a while. It was so much fun :D I don't even know which story I liked the best, especially the gnome and the orc ones were so much fun. This was great, I really thank Blizzard for this :)

KUDOS

Комментарий от TGFseb15

Here is a newsflash to 81 posts above me:

- The story is made up and the storyteller is drunk. (Ya rly)
- Blood Elf is male because that is the joke.
- This quest is not the first time that Blizzard refers to male Blood Elves as females, other examples are: Пропавший юноша and Не оставим местных жителей в беде. As you can see other characters also couldn't see the difference between males and females when it comes to the Elf race because, again, that is the joke.
- So obviously this Orc isn't gay or bi, he is simply drunk and confused, or are you telling me he really does have a bike and it really can fly?

Oh, and...

- I'm gonna punch that dragon in the face!

Комментарий от cephadex

I can't be the only one here thinking of Sirius Black's flying motorcycle.

Комментарий от 718694

make sure that when you get to the top of the pillar, you go right up to deathwing, don't get out of the bike, or you'll have to repeat the process.

Комментарий от koldhara

what i wanna know is what the armor sets were that the BE and human were wearing.

Комментарий от 925222

Why don't you list the night elf admirer? I don't know about all you other guys, but every admirer, when I did the quest, was clearly a hot babe, one of which was a night elf hot babe, who I chose to save.

Комментарий от 742619

The Theldurin's Fist weapon cannot be used for transmorging "items appearance cannot be used." :(

Комментарий от Effectrix

Did anyone actually not pick the blood elf?

Комментарий от 893482

Of course the blood elf would be gay, can't have gays that look like men now can we? Unless of course they're tough looking orcs that ride flying motorcycles and beat up world destroying aspects.

Комментарий от OtakuboyT

You MUST do the other 2 quests in the chain first

День, когда пришел Смертокрыл
День, когда пришел Смертокрыл: вся правда

all three quests are super easy and fun to boot.

Комментарий от 800781

Next drink's on me..

Комментарий от 933205

If you for some strange reason don't want to take your time while you do this quest, I noticed (just as I finished, lolwhoops) that there's an ability on the vehicle bar that does something to the effect of increasing your speed by a bunch for a few seconds. It's not anything crucial to the quest completion, it's just nice to have if you're getting surrounded by the falling rocks, etc.

Комментарий от 130037

"Sexy dames and plenty of them!"

Комментарий от 943129

Why can't I redo this quest over and over?

Комментарий от allovuhsudden

I picked the Blood Elf, obviously.

Комментарий от 939976

I'd either pick the orc or the night elf.

Because I really don't think it's funny how blizzard uses the awkward parent type of humor, trying to joke with their fans about how the blood elf male model is somehow feminine regardless of it having no feminine features.

I mean the rest of the questline is great, but this isn't really funny at all to me.

:p

wat a killjoy i no

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День, когда пришел Смертокрыл: все было совсем иначе...

Послушайте рассказ в изложении Мартека Изгоя.

	Выбрать поклонницу, которая будет спасена (1)
	Достигните конца каньона (1)
	Найдите Смертокрыла (1)
	Одолейте Смертокрыла в поединке на ножах (1)

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Эти двое вообще не умеют рассказывать. У Тельдарина все как-то скомкано, а у Люсьена натурально получилась история-переросток.

И ни у того, ни у другого ни слова о моих великих подвигах и восторженных поклонниках!

Устраивайся поудобнее, <имя>. Я тебе расскажу, как все было.

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