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Commento di dinnerbone

The sequel is here! Now we can find out whether or not Nahni completed the quest chain, and what phat loot she gained...

Edit: Part 3 has arrived

Commento di Wasselin

Finaly we will know what happend after, "Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor." That is my favorite line from the first book.

Commento di 83466

The actual transcript of the book.

(Page 1)
Ah'tush crept silently through the massive underground tunnel, nervously looking over her shoulder in anticipation of the fast moving tram. "Where is he..." she muttered angrily, stopping suddenly as something moved behind her. Her eyes narrowed dangerously as her dagger slid from its sheath.

A husky voice echoed in the hollow chamber, "I thought rogues liked to be behind their target." She spun quickly, driving her blade into a shield of impenetrable force. "And I thought paladins were supposed to be chaste." She replied with a confident smirk.

(Page 2)
Leaning forward she counted out loud until the invisible bubble dissipated with an audible pop. "Tweleve seconds? I know know you have abilities that last longer than that."

Bony finger worked effortlessly beneath his armor, unlatching his breastplate and exposing him to the cold air, "don't worry my sweet Marcus, that's not a finishing move tonight...I'm just getting started." He wrapped his arms around what remained of her waist, forcing an excited giggle as he nibbled at her neck vertebrae.

<The rest of the book has several sections that are apparently worn out from repeated readings>

Commento di 186578

Hoping for at least a trilogy.

/wink

Commento di 98899

I vote for a trilogy of four..

Anyone else get the idea that Marcus is a human warrior and Nahni is an Undead Mage?
"forbidden"=cross-faction?

hang on, Nahni isn't in this one! Marcus is having an affair with Ah'tusa!

Commento di hezec

A trilogy of four is nothing. Make it five and we're talking.

And anyway, this one features Ah'tusa instead of Nahni. I wonder what happened to her... Maybe she's just level 70 now and has found a new quest giver to fool around with?

Commento di Blasterion

lol too worn out from repeated readings.... lol

Commento di 234475

/whistle ^_^

Commento di 252897

Didnt it bother anyone else that somehow a human and an undead are easily just talking to each other?

Well, I guess there are no language barriers in love!

Commento di Fiyasoldier

its been read repeatedly

Commento di evankimori

I find it disturbing that most times: I get this pickpocketed from ogres and trolls.

Seems romantic literature isn't just for humans any more!

Commento di 281586

ok a living Human paladin makes love with a living CORPSE!...

i don't think i wanna read the rest of the book! O_o

Commento di DeathBlood

Go Marcus! First Nahni and now Ah'tusa. What a player!

Let's see, what's next? First a mage, then a rogue... I bet the 3rd romance novel will contain a priest. Those three classes are always together...

Commento di Rankkor

ewww ewww and triple ewwww.

I'm not against multiracial love (since I keep hoping that jaina and thrall will marry one day) but this is WAY TO CREEPY

yuk :S

she's a frikking stinking corpse, I mean, all he has to do is let slip accidentally an exorsism and bye-bye darling.

jeez, this is one hell of a creepy book, necrophylia has never been my thing I guess :S

maybe if it was 2 other races like I don't know, human pally+orc rogue, or jeez, draenei+tauren, any combination could work, BUT not forsaken :S

how would an undead have sex anyway? they are dead, no more sensibility, in many cases no eyes, no jaw, just EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Commento di 39134

He wrapped his arms around what remained of her waist...

Whoa, careful, Marcus! You might snap her in half!

Commento di 315859

Basutei said it better...

"Come on baby I've got Blessing of Protection!"

Commento di 150562

lol, this is hilarious.
I love it.
:)

Commento di 311118

Come on baby! I got Blessing of Protection!

Totally what I thought when I read this. I`m not sure if its right though.

Commento di 390799

"It sees through all factions, it pierces all armor types, and you sure as hell can't resist it"

*Haddaway begins to play*
*People begin to bob their heads*
*The crowd sings* What is love?

Commento di 258919

Rogues like to be behind the target eh?

But this rogue is a chick?

Or is it?

It raises quite a few questions about Marcus' preferences.

Commento di 408119

reminds me of Touch of the Banshee

rotting corpses having romances? *shudder*

Commento di 541007

the funny thing is that he's putting his mouth against rotting bone and flesh!YUCK!i can only imagine why he would want to have sex with a corpse...<shudder>

Commento di Corbon

"Repeated readings"

Best euphemism ever.

Commento di 269502

"Leaning forward, she counted out loud until the invisible bubble dissipated with an audible pop."

So blizz finally confirmed that Divine shield IS a soap bubble!

Commento di 570226

*Shudders*

Commento di atkrei

i want to see the rest :(

Commento di 566042

first one would make more sense as a mage and a paladin instead of mage and warrior because paladins hate mages (see day of the dragon a pally calls a mage a {damned soul})

Commento di 476166

Reviews:

"Puts the 'boner' in 'this gives me a boner'... also, I'm a skeleton. So there's that." - Marduk Blackpool, author, "Back in Black: How I'll Rise Again"

"Who hasn't pictured themselves in the arms of a sexy undead? I mean, Sylvanas, people. This book just describes what we've all imagined ... even women!" - General Kirika, Orc General

"This is the book I hide under my bed so my mom and the light don't find it." - Caiphus, Priest

"Such lust-driven harmony... such steamy racial acceptance.... Guard! Send this to Jaina immediately!" - Thrall, Orc Warchief

"I don't get it. Wasn't Marcus a warrior in the first book? Pfft... lollore." - Lorekeeper Polkelt, Undead Librarian

"Bubbled... he bubbled, and lived. He BUBBLED. And all she'd get from me is a quick shock before I'm one-shot. Why is there no justice in the world, why, oh sweet justice, why oh whyyyyy?" - Broln Stouthorn, Enhancement Shaman

"A fiery, passionate book laced with emotions my opponent can't feel, and written in words that my opponent can't even read! VOTE FOR ME!" - A Basic Campfire, Horde Warchief Candidate

Commento di Sagentine

Q: Why can't paladins and rogues have babies?
A: Paladins always use protection, and rogues do it from behind.

This couple clearly has nothing to worry about.

Commento di KikiyoDragon

I like how I pick-pocketed this off of a male blood elf... twice. XD

Was a good read after completing "Avenge This Atrocity!"

Commento di Forsakengirl13

As a small side note to those who enjoyed the Steamy Romance Novels, there is a non-lootable continuation of the romance novel spoofing to be found in The Ebon Hold as a starting Death Knight.

The grotesque novel(as it is indeed the most disturbing addition of them all) is Touch of the Banshee, which can be found on one of the bookshelves in front of Prince Keleseth, who seems to be studying it quite intently, lol.

It doesn't star our pimp Marcus, but is entertaining nonetheless and just thought I would share. :)

Commento di Towerarcher

Cant believe no one stated

<The rest of the book has several sections that are apparently worn out from repeated readings.>

part.Seriously guys that you pickpocketed from have real fantasies.
Even Ogre's , really.

Commento di 962087

Undead, too? Really! :D Marcus has got to be the biggest womanizer in the whole universe.

Yet again...

*reaches out to another volume of steamy novels*

Commento di 851648

Drop from yelow rare in Pandaria : Martar the Not-So-Smart (Gnoll)

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