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Page 1 - "Species altercation has the highest potential for abuse and disaster, and is the source of the most number of complaints to the Kirin'Tor. Polymorphic study has been under constant scrutiny and threat of removal for years, but only recently have these tribulations increased exponentially. In order for this spell to continue to be sanctioned certain guildless must be put in place to throttle the increasing number of tragedies reckless polymorphs have caused."
Page 2 - "Rule# 1: Do not turn a creature of lesser intelligence into a creature of higher intelligence - Cerebral brain function rarely translates in a polymorph... But sometimes it does. Voracious creatures such as serpents and wolves need not have their predatory instincts honed with a human mind. We feel obligated to quote Small Claims Disaster Case 12651-B, Labelled, "Bartholemew: The Bear who Bears Arms."
Page 3 - "Rule# 2: Use simplified creatures for polymorphs - Many rogue mage disciples sanction exotic creature polymorphic studies. But in a desperate effort to lower Kirin'Tor insurance claims we are ceasing to support these types of creatures. Sheep are acceptable creatures for any situation. But there are several other common creature types that are supported (Read the latest edition of the Kirin'Tor Montly for an up-to-date list). Polymorphing into creatures like oozes, ethereals, silithid, and worst of all dragonkin is severely punishable which brings us to..."
Page 4 - "Rule# 3: Polymorphic debaucheries are to be disposed of in a timely and DISCRETE manner - The Public need not bear witness to the horrendous abominations wrought from a botched polymorph. Accidents happn, and the Kirin'Tor understands this. However public viewing of creatures like the Were-Whale, Mur-Elf, Amphibious Worgen, Flying Ooze, Grypho-Hippo-Wyvern, Qiraji Bunny, and the infamous "Blue-Checkered Cube" give us all a bad reputation."
Page 5 - "Rule #4: Do not polymorph a creature into another more powerful creature - While this looks like plain commen sense, we feel obligated to quote Mildly Severe Claims Disaster Case 8791-E, Labeled, "Magus John Quint: Liquefied by Sickly Deer turned Violently Confused Molten Giant."
Page 6 - "Rule #5: Do not polymorph anything that is halfway through a portal - This has yet to not cause an explosion. This is also covered in "Thinking with Portals: A Memorandum on Proper Portal Usage."
Page 7 - "Rule #6: Do not polymorph inanimate objects! - We can't believe the Kirin'Tor is receiving reports of this, but such a heinous act caused the development of the brand new Highly Severe Claims Disaster Case 1-A, "My Kingdom For A Horse: The One Hundred and Fifty Reasons Why A Kingdom Should Not Be Turned Into A Horse." <This goes on for hundreds of pages>"
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This spawns on the same position as
The Schools of Arcane Magic - Transmutation
which is criteria of
Higher Learning
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Nandu
My kingdom for a horse
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"Page 7 - "Rule #6: Do not polymorph inanimate objects! - We can't believe the Kirin'Tor is receiving reports of this, but such a heinous act caused the development of the brand new Highly Severe Claims Disaster Case 1-A, "My Kingdom For A Horse: The One Hundred and Fifty Reasons Why A Kingdom Should Not Be Turned Into A Horse." <This goes on for hundreds of pages>""
This made me laugh so hard it could've woken up my neighbour :P
Seriously, it has got to be the most hillarious thing in-game XD !
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Hoticehunter
"Bartholemew: The Bear who Bears Arms."
Why is there no rare spawn bear that shoots a gun at you?
WHY?
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Cinderwild
I have a question, has anyone else been polymorphed while reading this book? I was reading it awhile back and got turned into a sheep. I didn't know if it was triggered by the book or if it was the Gnome wizard NPC that walks around.
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