Blizzard
World of Warcraft Patch 8.6.7 Build 5309
Update Notes
WIP DO NOT RELEASEApril 1, 2019
Companion App Update: FindrFind your next tank, healer, or damage dealer at a glance with the latest update to the WoW Companion App: Findr. When you open the Findr feature, you'll be presented with a picture and a brief description of another player, and you can decide whether they'd be the right match for your party. Features include:
• Glance at a player's gear and achievement points for 3 seconds (maximum) before making a snap judgment about how well they'll tank your
史诗钥石 run.
• Swipe right to request a match and immediately send a party invitation.
• Swipe left to completely dismiss the player's entire existence; this is completely anonymous, distancing you from the other player's growing vortex of self-doubt.
• Once a match has been made, option to not message them right away, which makes it look like you're super busy and use Findr all the time.
When the time is right, gather your new groupmates together, and head off to whatever adventures lay in store!
General- “龟壳游戏” can now be attempted on Mythic difficulty, featuring a 64x64 grid.
- Following the success of the Comp Stomp PvP Brawl, which allowed a team of AI-controller characters to battle real players in , we are now allowing teams of AI characters to complete dungeons.
- 流波花苞 is now legal in 德鲁斯瓦, 斯托颂谷地, and 提拉加德海峡.
- 流波花苞 remains illegal in Kul Tiras.
Races- Blood elves now have short-eared cosmetic options.
- The human racial ability that allows you to escape has been renamed. It is now called Every Skinny Kul Tiran for Himself.
Classes死亡骑士- New Runeforging trait: Emboss your weapon with the ability to transport you to Bolvar. You should talk to your death dad more often, my dude.
- New Death Knight travel form: Death Leopard
- Blood Death Knights may no longer select the 碎心打击 talent during the Love Is in the Air event, you monsters.
- The Bloody Runeblade Azerite trait can't believe the news today. Runeblade, Bloody Runeblade.
- Recent alternative healer disciplines have resulted in a resurgence of 恶性病变.
Demon Hunter
- Due to a general lack of demons in 争霸艾泽拉斯, the 伊利达雷 have begun looking for new sources of souls.
- 饥肠辘辘 has been trying out intermittent fasting and is seeing some great results.
- After poor results from a recent structural inspection, all 眼棱s are being upgraded for greater load capacity.
Druid
- Nobody:
- Blizzard: Druids don't wear clothing, they just shapeshift themselves to appear like they do.
- Feral Druids can now be crowd-controlled by throwing a slice of cheese on their head.
- Groups of 5 Feral Druids can come together to form one super-bot.
- Due to noise complaints, 石木树皮 has been fitted with a shock collar.
- 丛林之魂 has been donated to Demon Hunters.
- 哈提 went to live on a farm with grandpa Rexxar. We promise you, 哈提 is in a better place.
- Due to safety concerns, transmogrification options have been limited to armor pieces that are orange in color.
- Pets that meet certain size and weight restrictions may now travel with you on flight paths.
- Survival Hunters may now equip quivers.
- Please stop overfeeding your cat pets. It's unhealthy for them, even if they're adorable chonkers.
法师- The Mage class mount has been re-released as a digital download for those without a disc drive.
- 艾露尼斯 now responds to voice commands. Examples include:
“Aluneth, reorder my mats.” - “Aluneth, set a timer for raid.”
- “Aluneth, play ‘Despacito.'”
Due to global warming,
冰川尖刺 is now 20% smaller every year.
烈焰之地 has been renamed to Flame Content Update.
炽热之魂 has been donated to Demon Hunters.
造餐术 now creates Arcanado Toast.
Monk
- A Brewmaster got into the 升龙霸. You should probably take it easy.
- 缭绕之雾 has been upgraded to Mist Wrap Supreme, which includes sour cream and cheese.
- 躯不坏 has been removed. Harm is damp enough already. You might even call it moist.
- 迅如猛虎 is now rated T for Teen.
圣骑士- 黎明之光 is now more energy efficient and automatically turns off if you leave the room.
- First Avenger only understood a few of the references in these patch notes.
- 忏悔 has been renamed “羞耻.” It now has 3 charges, which can be reset by ringing a bell.
- 异端裁决 is now baseline, and activates randomly without warning. No one expects Inquisition!
牧师- Knaifu has been renamed “Bae Blade.”
Bae Blade's whispers are now more encouraging. - Bae Blade is now your life coach.
- You can do it, sweetie.
遗言 is now a mandatory talent choice. You should always try to get
遗言 in.
吉兆 has been increased. It is now 40% more auspicious.
治疗之环 is now available in other useful shapes.
The Demon Hunters got into
醇度 and Soul, but didn't quite know what to do with half of it, so it's just
醇度 now.
潜行者- 刀扇 is no longer suitable for displaying on your bedroom wall at your age, Randy.
- Because you can't stop being children with abbreviations, Assassination has been renamed. It is now known as “Sneaky Stab Guy.”
- To promote class fantasy, 宿敌 has had its cooldown increased by 40 years.
- It's been almost 15 years and 暗影打击 still reminds you of that one polearm nobody wanted in 熔火之心.
- 灵魂之影 (Artifact Trait) has been donated to Demon Hunters.
- In an effort to make the 潜行者 class appeal to a younger audience, 暗影之舞 has been given some more modern styles:
Shadow Yeet - Shadow Floss
- Shadow Dab
萨满祭司- Shaman totems now come in a tote(m) bag, which you can receive by sending a generous donation to the Earthen Ring.
- 裂地术 now requires specific garments be worn in order to be used. You must always equip clean Sunderwear.
- 静电充能 is now 50% more effective when on carpet.
- 召唤雷霆 would really like you to start texting instead. It's 2019.
- 岩浆图腾 has been renamed Magma Totem, because what other kind of magma would it be?
术士- 术士s are refusing to share their souls with Demon Hunters.
- Almost certainly unrelated to the above, several 术士 spells seem to have gone missing:
Dark Soul - 灵魂导管
- 灵魂打击
- 献祭之魂
- 爆燃冲刺
- 灵魂之火
内燃 has been upgraded to electric.
- slaps hood of 剑刃风暴 YOU CAN FIT SO MANY BLADES IN HERE!
- 战争印记 is now available in a wider variety of colors.
- 暴乱狂战士 is now 67% frothier.
- Protection Warriors with the Safeguard talent have now been signed up for 12 months of credit monitoring.
- 屠戮之魂 (Artifact Trait) has been donated to Demon Hunters.
- 强力反击 wishes you'd just call it “Repercussions” and stop making references to its weight all the time.
