评论来自 466286

A new moon parody? Lets hope!

评论来自 lordgilman

The Armory says this is a low drop from pickpocketing Argent Confessor Paletress in reg and H toc 5. Anyone with a rogue want to give farming this a shot?

评论来自 CaspianRoach

Pickpocketed this book from Argent Confessor Paletress a few hours ago (vanish midfight or wait few seconds before pulling the boss after trash and stealth) in LFG random Trial of the Champion heroic.

Here's the transcript:

-page 1-

Tail swooshing and hips swaying, the curvy figure walked purposefully across the lake toward the man resting by the shore; rising quickly as she approached. He appeared visibly happy to be in her presence. Blue arms flowed over his shoulders as a smooth tail coiled seductively around his waist. "Why must I travel so far to be meeting man like you?" Her voice carried a strong, alluring accent.

Grinning wildly, he gently pushed her away, openly staring as the light caught her features.

"Up here!", she exclaimed in playful anger.

With a helpless shrug, he reached into his pack and pulled out a small pouch. "My wonderful Soola, I've brought you something." Confidence wrapped his words like a steel blanket.

-page 2-

She plucked the tiny bag from his hands, excitedly pulling it open and revealing a citrine pendant.

"Oh... Marcus, you shouldn't have."

The usual teasing was gone from his voice, "Every facet lights the sky, and my heart, with your beautiful reflection."

Soola frowned. "Uh... no. I meant you really shouldn't have. I could craft something better by accident."

For the first time, possibly ever, Marcus looked hurt. His shoulders slumped slightly, the %^&*y, ever-present grin missing from his handsome face.

Soola opened her mouth to speak, smiling warmly; a glowing rune appeared above her eyes. "I don't think I can mend your feelings, even with my gift."

-page 3-

Despite the statement, her words seemed to do the trick, Marcus smirked roguishly as he adjusted his leg plates, "Well you aren't the only gifted one."

Silence penetrated the room with palpable force as the conversation shifted to the language shared by all races of Azeroth.

Minutes became hours, until their passionate dialog was interrupted by lightning streaking from the cloudless sky, thunderously slamming into the lake's surface and bathing them in steam.

"Is something wrong?", Marcus asked.

"No my Marcus, you're just off to a great start."

The remaining pages have been thoroughly destroyed by the elements.

Here's a screenshot in case you don't believe me :P

http://caspianroach.ru/content/WoWScrnShot_042210_235402.jpg

评论来自 Ellesica

This Marcus guy sure is a player!

I can't wait for the one where all the women he's "met" find out about each other. That should be a good one.

评论来自 Mirrored

I know you have probably figured this out...but Soola is a Draenei.

You can tell from the jewelcrafting comments (Draenei have increased jewelcrafting,) and at the very end the "gift" (Draenei racial abiliy is a rune on the forehead that heals the target.)

EDIT: When I first posted this, there were a few people asking what she was, I responded to them, and they have since deleted their comments.

评论来自 382219

The International Language of Azeroth :
Ooh!
Aah!
And variations of these 2 words.

评论来自 541007

Wow, a walking shaman that's had sex with a paliden... a-mazing. XP

评论来自 Einhander696

Pickpocketed from Argent Confessor Paletress

SHWING.

评论来自 304359

Rogues always get the best things

评论来自 293841

Confess our sins to her?
If shes got this, I think shes just fishing for dirty stories.

评论来自 281586

Ouch, that last comment from the Draenai just hurts...

评论来自 chickensrool

*!@#ING ELEMENTS!

评论来自 baozilla

What's next?
A Steamy Romance Novel: Big Brass Bombs Added in patch 4.0.1.

评论来自 665407

Marcus?

评论来自 Forsakengirl13

As a small side note to those who enjoyed the Steamy Romance Novels, there is a non-lootable continuation of the romance novel spoofing to be found in The Ebon Hold as a starting Death Knight.

The grotesque novel(as it is indeed the most disturbing addition of them all) is Touch of the Banshee, which can be found on one of the bookshelves in front of Prince Keleseth, who seems to be studying it quite intently, lol.

It doesn't star our pimp Marcus, but is entertaining nonetheless and just thought I would share. :)

评论来自 605734

I'll be pickpocketing Argent Confessor Paletress for the next 3 years!

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