评论来自 59638

Another item to follow the previous items:
A Steamy Romance Novel
A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love

评论来自 178474

Thank you blizz, maybe this time the lich king will get lucky^^ Or maybe some sensual ghoul love:D

评论来自 Crafty

Unlike previous versions, this copy can only be obtained from the reward bag received from the Northrend fishing dailies.

评论来自 138326

Maybe the main character of the two other books, Marcus will appear in this book as well. Oh I can't wait to read what happens when he meets another woman. oh giggity giggity goo!

EDIT: Confirmed! Marcus Will in fact appear in the book!

评论来自 17624

Hmmm...seeing as you can only get this from fishing, it's time to get wet, baby!

/Yeah you know what i'm talking about.
//Ladies;)
///I'll get my coat.

评论来自 224011

I'm not gonna lie. I want to read the next novel already.

One of the few times I'm hoping to get a gray item.

评论来自 338755

Lol, being a collector of odd things like this book series, I am happy they continue it through the patch. I know I'll be picking this up as soon as possible.

评论来自 326187

I was hoping Blizz would release another one of these books. I wonder what Marcus will hook up with this time XD. Can't wait to get this little grey item, i have the other two books in my bank.

评论来自 218119

I hope this one has a Draenei chick.
/waggle

评论来自 fantom106

oh god please not murlocs
(sorry if i just ruined everyone's fantasies XD)

评论来自 Nadrysta

As it turns out, it involves a gnome warlock.

评论来自 321900

//SPOILERS//

I'll post the contents of the book as they are not up yet.

The tiny gnome peered over the railing into the secluded Dalaran courtyard.
"The view from the balcony is amazing, you have to come see!"
Armor legplates creaked as Marcus walked over, taking in a deep breath as he absently scratched his scruffy chin.
"The Hero's Welcome is no slouch. And there's something in the room that might interest you."
Tavi bounded into the room, pausing only a moment before jumping on the massive bed. She turned to gaze at Marcus with her huge saucer-like eyes, narrowing them playfully and replacing her glowing smile with a diabolical grin.

"Interested in some company?" She purred as her hands weaved through a complex summoning ritual, stopping only when she felt the warmth of a new presence behind her.
All color drained from Marcus' face as he struggled to protest. "I... I don't think that's appropriate."
Confused, Tavi turned to see what was wrong. A hideous fel hound stood ready, drooling onto the floor as it stared intently at the half-armored paladin.
"No! No, that's not what I meant." She stammered as she dispelled the hungry demon. "I'm sorry, that's not really my specialization."

Marcus took both her hands in one of his and he reassured her. "It's fine. What is your specialization?"
Her head snapped up, eyes burning with renewed life as shadow energy channeled through her hands into Marcus, dropping him to his knees in agony.
"Affliction, actually."

//SPOILER//

Seems like common Warlock things, involving our favorite hero, the paladin Marcus!

评论来自 336411

The mental image of human paladin, gnome warlock and felhunter will return to me in nightmares. What was imagined once can't be un-imagined. Thanks Blizz!

评论来自 229502

"<The remaining pages have a level 99 requirement to read.>"

Clearly put in to ensure we all buy the 4th expansion.

World of Warcraft
Kael'thas' Revenge

评论来自 235398

Marcus really gets around doesn't he?

In the first one he was a warrior wasn't he? Now he's ret?

The ladies seem to love him though.

评论来自 Loethlin

The image of Marcus and Tavi the Gnome Warlock made me think of Bridget the Midget for some reason.

评论来自 163521

I love the reference to dogs watch you have sex. The Felhound...LOL...I love you Blizzard writers.

评论来自 91169

I swear they are getting this stuff from Darknest, its the only explaination for all this cross-species erotica popping up.

评论来自 87686

I'm suprised...There is no "Naughty reader" achievment.

评论来自 361839

The only thing left is that in the next patch appears a new book Marcus - Blood Elf (female)

评论来自 271047

because it seemed to have escaped the people who have posted so far, the joke of her summoning a fel hound and then apologizing and saying "...that's not really my specialization." is that she was going to summon a succubus to join in, which blizzard has definitely joked about before (think concubines in karazhan saying "and then he asked if the imp could join in!"). Because she's affliction spec, she accidentally summoned a fel hound instead of a succubus and doesnt realize it until she turns around.

评论来自 Loethlin

Haha. People already write fanfiction based on these books.

评论来自 204641

O'rly?

That's a mob's version you nittwitt. L2 search in the warlocks spell lists.

评论来自 293841

I'm keeping this for 2 expansions just so that I can find out the end.
Marcus gets lucky alot doesn't he.

edit: Since cataclysm is gonna take us up to lvl 85, Im keeping it for 3-4 expansions.

评论来自 258919

Found this on the AH for 60g. Probably the highest price junk item in the game.

评论来自 271037

"I've recently taken the path of... retribution."
Probably after the WotLK release

评论来自 126758

Curse of Agony? Demonic dogs with claws? Sadoeroticism much?

评论来自 271275

Good ol' Marcus is a paladin. Hope he uses Blessing of Protection.

评论来自 338600

This could be a reference to the TV show also called "Northern Exposure".

评论来自 Kanfazar

He thrust his hand forward, sending a wave of righteous force through her. Eyes rolled back as she wavered for several seconds before regaining consciousness.

...Being stunned by a paladin just suddenly got a lot worse for me.

评论来自 MadMood

Geez... so... let's see.... Marcus+a warrior human(I guess),a rogue(probably night elf), and a lock(gnome).... so what's next? Marcus and a threesome with a Shaman Draenai and a Priest Blood Elf?(Geez I'm really jealous on Marcus)

评论来自 346654

First book in the "series" is the best imo :D

"Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor."

gotta love that :P

评论来自 DeathBlood

If this is how steamy Northern Exposure gets, I can't wait for Southern Exposure!

评论来自 Justdiespawn

I just really felt bad when this is a erotic-like book, and the comments are 69 at the time when I looked at it.

Ew.

评论来自 Kansani

That Marcus is a Pimp o__o Getting it on with all the ladies~

评论来自 258282

Im waiting for the day warriors train avatar to see Marcus get in on it with Dranaei

hur hur.

评论来自 258282

I wonder if blizzard is implying that affliction sucks

评论来自 Arcanym

<The remaining pages have a level 99 requirement to read.>

Blizzard really does like to end in a cliff hanger.

评论来自 Deathknight93

World of Warcraft: Finding Mankrik's Wife

Barren's chat was merely a setback!

评论来自 506416

Marcus gets around

评论来自 541007

[rofl rofl rofl!11freaking hilarous!50bucks says dat dey do a horde person again and its troll.:P

评论来自 373092

damn, Marcus gets around!

评论来自 552706

Thats it! This book as whats gonna keep me playing until we can get to Level 99!

评论来自 348059

I expected Marcus to use Protection talents, but eh...I guess we can expectt a son or a daughter soon, proudly riding a pony by his father.

评论来自 435220

Is it bad that when I saw,
"The tiny gnome peered over the railing into the secluded Dalaran courtyard."
I thought that Gnomes would finally get something, and got excited?

评论来自 558310

Next part: http://db.mmo-champion.com/i/54291/a-steamy-romance-novel-blue-moon/

评论来自 552344

World of Warcraft: Kael'thas' Revenge

Erectile dysfunction was merely a setback.

评论来自 179753

一部催人泪下的言情小说：《蓝月》

Seems ol' Marcus is into the Draenei now

评论来自 shalfurn

The gnome was trying to summon a succubus for a threesome?

评论来自 atkrei

im lvl 99 but i still cant read it, and wth with marcus? hes dating 3 different ppl? shoulda stayed with the undead 1

评论来自 566042

warlocks and pallys, undead and pallys, mages and pallys, and then in the next 1 (spoiler alert) i do believe shamans and pallys( its a dranei)

评论来自 566042

this is THE end

page 99

Niby the Almighty enters the room with a look of absolute outrage.
"WHAT IS THIS! HOW COULD YOU BRIDGET! RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The next pages are ripped asunder by the cataclysmic appearance of a giant chicken.

评论来自 298544

Who is going to be the next women Marcus pimps ?
I bet on a Tauren druid.

评论来自 281586

"The Last pages have a lvl 99 Requirement to read" Looooooooooooooooooool

评论来自 411647

Let's see... requires level 99 to read the rest...
we can go up to 85 now. I can't wait till we can go to level 100. ;)

评论来自 457808

kinda makes me hot when I fight a paladin now...

评论来自 lockbox

Kanfazar

...Being stunned by a paladin just suddenly got a lot worse for me.

Just be grateful he thrust his hand and not some other... extremity.

评论来自 Forsakengirl13

As a small side note to those who enjoyed the Steamy Romance Novels, there is a non-lootable continuation of the romance novel spoofing to be found in The Ebon Hold as a starting Death Knight.

The grotesque novel(as it is indeed the most disturbing addition of them all) is Touch of the Banshee, which can be found on one of the bookshelves in front of Prince Keleseth, who seems to be studying it quite intently, lol.

It doesn't star our pimp Marcus, but is entertaining nonetheless and just thought I would share. :)

评论来自 338102

Marcus may have gotten an Affliction DoT after being with this warlock, if you follow what i mean, Blessing of protection may not be as... effective.. hehehehe..

评论来自 chop360

Cataclysm brings "A Steamy Romance Novel: Big Brass Bombs". That brings it to a grand total of five porno mags:)

评论来自 840267

2 more xpacs and we'll be able to finish the book!

评论来自 ExoticUmbra

I wonder if this Tavi has any relation to 伊吉·魔光, a barmaid at A Hero's Welcome, who is frequently upstairs.

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