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Comment by FordStallion

After hearing these stories... I'll never take candle again, I swear.

Comment by BuckyDK

Like all other old people this lady won't shut up

Comment by 27eper

Ok, I love kobolds =D Let me play as a granny kobold, pleeease!

Comment by zomj

this quest chain was way too long and repetitive.

Comment by Sador

this quest chain was way too long and repetitive.

Kind of like how you feel when your grandmother tells you stories as a child so you can understand what not to do in life?

Besides, it's not too long(whole thing took maybe 30 minutes) and it's a chunk of experience you didn't have to fight piles of enemies to get the 4 things you needed.

Comment by Korthioz

I'd rather never ever play wow again than look at this npc again in my life

Comment by Romire

This is grannys revenge with some of her stories to have us murdered during them for all the Kobold candles we took!

Comment by Senpapii

There is a special place in hell for whoever designed this quest chain.

Comment by Harmsway

Charming and funny. You tenderfeet should be happy your Scribbles is still alive.

Comment by Wtxx

Dumb ass quest line. Do not @#$%ing teleport me without my permission %^&*!

Comment by bitucus

How many of these stupid stories are there?

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Granny Scribbles

This NPC can be found in The Ringing Deeps .

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Granny Scribbles says: "Kill all rats!" yell stoneheads. "Purge infestation!" Shoot everyone. Burn everything.
Granny Scribbles says: ...and darker as candle grow short while she look for just one more. Dark press in, but she not notice...
Granny Scribbles says: And that how kobold discover surface. Too bright, too big for tenderfoots, but maybe new friends tell you stories some day.
Granny Scribbles says: And that how kobold learn to ride mole. And why always carry snack, just in case.
Granny Scribbles says: And that why never go out without candle, tenderfoots. Or go crunch like Dripsy!
Granny Scribbles says: And that why never trust stoneheads. Err... except new friends. They seem ok.
Granny Scribbles says: And that why not dig too greedy or too high, little ones. Or go squish like Chomps!
Granny Scribbles says: At tippest top, when reach ceiling itself and no more up to go, she see crack just big enough to squeeze into.
Granny Scribbles says: Biggest cave any kobold ever see! So big, can't see walls, can't see ceiling. And in not-ceiling a candle so bright it blind you if look at!
Granny Scribbles says: But Dripsy forget to bring extra candle, and it slowly get dark...
Granny Scribbles says: But Mipsy not give up. Maybe mole just need snack to calm down?
Granny Scribbles says: But Mipsy was curious tenderfoot. Not afraid. Want be friend with moles.
Granny Scribbles says: But she believe. She decide see herself.
Granny Scribbles says: But this one smell funny. Air move on own. Cold, salty.
Granny Scribbles says: Chomps try help friends. But more rocks fall.
Granny Scribbles says: Chomps young kobold. Headstrong.
Granny Scribbles says: Crash! Dig too greedy and too high. Bring whole cave down on poor kobolds. Trap many. Squish many.
Granny Scribbles says: Dripsy go hunt for shiny rocks and tasty treats. Search far from safety of tribe.
Granny Scribbles says: In beginning, kobolds not know about "surface". Cave, tunnel, mine all was.
Granny Scribbles says: It work! Mole let Mipsy climb on top. Start running! Start riding!
Granny Scribbles says: Life go as normal. Good young kobolds help elders. As should!
Granny Scribbles says: Long go, kobold no ride mole. Too big, too scary. Climb on top seem crazy!
Granny Scribbles says: Magic flying candle not need wax to burn, but too high to grab, no matter how much she jump.
Granny Scribbles says: Mipsy keep calm, only panic little. Ride until mole get tired, slow down. Can get off.
Granny Scribbles says: Once was normal day. Candles bright, dirt calm.
Granny Scribbles says: One day, tenderfoot hear story no one believe. Of giant cave with ceiling so high can't even see.
Granny Scribbles says: Other kobolds never believe story, so she need bring back proof!
Granny Scribbles says: Run, run, run go mole! No stop. Mipsy stuck on top!
Granny Scribbles says: Shoot everyone. Even tenderfoots like you!
Granny Scribbles says: So she pick strange flower never seen before. Bring back home. Show surface and wickless candle real!
Granny Scribbles says: Squeeze through crack and tunnel, up crumbly rock and slippery stone to new cave.
Granny Scribbles says: Stoneheads smash into kobold home! Ruin everything!
Granny Scribbles says: SWIPE! Mipsy almost lose head! Hungry mole not want be friend.
Granny Scribbles says: Told not dig too high, but not listen to elders. Think he know better.
Granny Scribbles says: Until candle go out and Dripsy alone in dark. And CRUNCH go poor Dripsy!
Granny Scribbles says: Until SQUISH goes Chomps! And all his friends.
Granny Scribbles says: Up, up, up she go! Higher than any kobold before.
Granny Scribbles says: When BOOM everything go bad all sudden!
Granny Scribbles says: You even listening? That not how story go! Go back!

Granny Scribbles

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